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    Re: Somebody Shot A D.C. Santa Claus While TV Crew Was Filming

    Quote Originally Posted by TheNextEra View Post
    I thought there weren't any guns in D.C.?
    It was a pellet gun.
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    Re: Somebody Shot A D.C. Santa Claus While TV Crew Was Filming

    Quote Originally Posted by rocket88 View Post
    Do the Mormons have Santa?
    I think so....


    They also rock magic underpants.

    Just saying.


    Here they are:



    I'm not kidding.





    Hold on, brb, my ride is here to Kolob, where my binders full of women await my arrival.


    For the record, nothing against mormons, I have a few friends that are mormon. Ongoing joke when we get drinks....is they get ****ing hydrated. Water shots all around. Maybe gatorade if they are feeling frisky. I don't discriminate with my humor, I literally poke at everyone. None of you are safe. I can get away this because I'm adopted, and my biological parents hated me enough to sell me to another couple for money (because adopting a caucasian in America is extremely expensive, I assure you, I'm worth WAY more than a well equipped Audi A6, and no that's not racist, it is the unfortunate truth). I'm like a pet human. Now, if I was gay, middle eastern, drove a subaru, and adopted...not a single one of you could argue with me just based on the rules of activating God mode. Unfortunately, I'm not invincible by P.C. standards....so....I'll stick with unwanted since birth. Boom. Beat that. What's that I hear? ::crickets:: yeah that's right.

    **** your political correctness you ****ing ****s. ****.
    Last edited by MichaelJR; 12-28-13 at 03:44 AM.

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