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    Re: Man Leaps to His Death in Shopping Mall After Girlfriend Insists on More Shopping

    but she insisted on hitting one more store where there was a sale on shoes.
    It's the SHOES, the SHOES did it. i can barely stand shopping, but when a woman has more shoes the Imelda Marcos, and has to find:

    "these are perfect for that outfit" - it's over the edge for any man.

    Imelda Marcos' legendary 3,000 plus shoe collection destroyed by termites, floods and neglect | Mail Online
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    Re: Man Leaps to His Death in Shopping Mall After Girlfriend Insists on More Shopping

    Quote Originally Posted by polgara View Post
    True, but think of the alternative. You get home tired, but happy. Housework will be waiting, as it always is, but it just isn't the same kind of tired, and I haven't heard anyone say that doing housework makes them "happy." Why do you suppose the first thing most women hope for, when household finances improve, is a MAID?
    A maid huh? Perhaps I can convince the wife to hire a cutie and then to go shopping every day. Hmmmm. Something to think about.
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    Re: Man Leaps to His Death in Shopping Mall After Girlfriend Insists on More Shopping

    Quote Originally Posted by Perotista View Post
    A maid huh? Perhaps I can convince the wife to hire a cutie and then to go shopping every day. Hmmmm. Something to think about.
    Rule number one: Women NEVER hire an attractive maid! They aren't stupid, you know! :

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    Re: Man Leaps to His Death in Shopping Mall After Girlfriend Insists on More Shopping

    Quote Originally Posted by polgara View Post
    Rule number one: Women NEVER hire an attractive maid! They aren't stupid, you know! :
    Ahhhhhhhh Shucks. Besides I know better than to ever mess with a maid, or any other woman for that matter. Now let me get back to the Thai Railroad..........................
    This Reform Party member thinks it is high past time that we start electing Americans to congress and the presidency who put America first and their political party further down the line. But for way too long we have been electing Republicans and Democrats who happen to be Americans instead of Americans who happen to be Republicans and Democrats.

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    Re: Man Leaps to His Death in Shopping Mall After Girlfriend Insists on More Shopping

    Quote Originally Posted by Perotista View Post
    Ahhhhhhhh Shucks. Besides I know better than to ever mess with a maid, or any other woman for that matter. Now let me get back to the Thai Railroad..........................
    Nope, probably not even there....

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    Re: Man Leaps to His Death in Shopping Mall After Girlfriend Insists on More Shopping

    Quote Originally Posted by polgara View Post
    Nope, probably not even there....
    Boy, you sure do know how to rain on an old man's dream. Maybe it is more like sleet and snow. But you're right, not even there. How's the weather up there, It is getting mighty cold down here tonight, low of 31. But at least no rain, sleet, snow. Now where did I leave my long johns, my parka and my mickey mouse boots? I do have me 2 sleeping bags and threw the third comforter on the bed.
    This Reform Party member thinks it is high past time that we start electing Americans to congress and the presidency who put America first and their political party further down the line. But for way too long we have been electing Republicans and Democrats who happen to be Americans instead of Americans who happen to be Republicans and Democrats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Perotista View Post
    Boy, you sure do know how to rain on an old man's dream. Maybe it is more like sleet and snow. But you're right, not even there. How's the weather up there, It is getting mighty cold down here tonight, low of 31. But at least no rain, sleet, snow. Now where did I leave my long johns, my parka and my mickey mouse boots? I do have me 2 sleeping bags and threw the third comforter on the bed.
    19 degrees expected, but no precipitation of any kind! Please post a picture of you in your Mickey Mouse boots and parka. That's gonna make my day! : Stay warm...long johns, quilted flannel shirt, and jeans! In the past, they wore stocking caps to bed, too, so the third comforter makes sense!

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    Re: Man Leaps to His Death in Shopping Mall After Girlfriend Insists on More Shopping

    Quote Originally Posted by polgara View Post
    19 degrees expected, but no precipitation of any kind! Please post a picture of you in your Mickey Mouse boots and parka. That's gonna make my day! : Stay warm...long johns, quilted flannel shirt, and jeans! In the past, they wore stocking caps to bed, too, so the third comforter makes sense!
    I hate the cold. I think I could put with the snow and sleet and ice as long as it didn't get below 70 degrees. But at 70 degrees, there would be any of that nasty stuff would it? MickeyMouseBoots.jpg
    This Reform Party member thinks it is high past time that we start electing Americans to congress and the presidency who put America first and their political party further down the line. But for way too long we have been electing Republicans and Democrats who happen to be Americans instead of Americans who happen to be Republicans and Democrats.

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    Re: Man Leaps to His Death in Shopping Mall After Girlfriend Insists on More Shopping

    Quote Originally Posted by Perotista View Post
    I hate the cold. I think I could put with the snow and sleet and ice as long as it didn't get below 70 degrees. But at 70 degrees, there would be any of that nasty stuff would it? MickeyMouseBoots.jpg
    Not for long! : I don't see Mickey anywhere! Get a decal or something!

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    Re: Man Leaps to His Death in Shopping Mall After Girlfriend Insists on More Shopping

    Quote Originally Posted by polgara View Post
    Not for long! : I don't see Mickey anywhere! Get a decal or something!
    Mickey Mouse Boots is just a term we military folks use for cold weather boots. You actually fill them up with air to help keep the feet warm.
    This Reform Party member thinks it is high past time that we start electing Americans to congress and the presidency who put America first and their political party further down the line. But for way too long we have been electing Republicans and Democrats who happen to be Americans instead of Americans who happen to be Republicans and Democrats.

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