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    Re: Man Leaps to His Death in Shopping Mall After Girlfriend Insists on More Shopping

    Quote Originally Posted by Bodhisattva View Post
    Agreed. I had to take my daughters shopping the other day for stuff and one has to buy bra's for the first time. I found a nice worker lady to help her, gave my girl the credit card, sat down on a couch and played Hill Racer on my phone until they were done.
    You found a couch? Praise God!!! You every walk into a store and see another guy stand around, and you both look at each other and just know what each other is thinking?
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    Re: Man Leaps to His Death in Shopping Mall After Girlfriend Insists on More Shopping

    I don't think that anybody could frustrate or anger me enough to ever want to kill myself. Walking away seems much easier...
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    I have pooped in public, even in public neighborhoods.
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    Usually a gag for wise mouthed insulting little girls. Then some good nylon rope so I can tie them up, toss them in the trunk of my car and forget about them.

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    Re: Man Leaps to His Death in Shopping Mall After Girlfriend Insists on More Shopping

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    You found a couch? Praise God!!! You every walk into a store and see another guy stand around, and you both look at each other and just know what each other is thinking?
    Yep. They had two couches actually and there was another guy doing just that. I said, "mate, you should take a seat". He laughed and did just that.

    He sat there telling his son that this is how life is for men... the kid was like 3 years-old. "Mommy can take forever... this is how it is for men, get used to it"
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    Re: Man Leaps to His Death in Shopping Mall After Girlfriend Insists on More Shopping

    Quote Originally Posted by Bodhisattva View Post
    Yep. They had two couches actually and there was another guy doing just that. I said, "mate, you should take a seat". He laughed and did just that.

    He sat there telling his son that this is how life is for men... the kid was like 3 years-old. "Mommy can take forever... this is how it is for men, get used to it"
    There's nothing worse than having to lean up against one of those metal clothes racks, and then your legs hurt after a while.
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    Re: Man Leaps to His Death in Shopping Mall After Girlfriend Insists on More Shopping

    Quote Originally Posted by American View Post
    There's nothing worse than having to lean up against one of those metal clothes racks, and then your legs hurt after a while.
    I was worried about that. I was standing there with all this great underwear and bra's that you can't really look at, at least I feel like you shouldn't because I am thinking how hot near naked women would be wearing the skimpy stuff and there are all these women walking around buying them... anyway... I was worried I would have to stand there uncomfortably when there was that moment that I saw the sweetest thing I could ever have hoped for at that moment... the couch. It was one of those God moments with the God music and ray of light shining!
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    Re: Man Leaps to His Death in Shopping Mall After Girlfriend Insists on More Shopping

    His wife should be charged with murder.

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    Re: Man Leaps to His Death in Shopping Mall After Girlfriend Insists on More Shopping

    Quote Originally Posted by Bodhisattva View Post
    I was worried about that. I was standing there with all this great underwear and bra's that you can't really look at, at least I feel like you shouldn't because I am thinking how hot near naked women would be wearing the skimpy stuff and there are all these women walking around buying them... anyway... I was worried I would have to stand there uncomfortably when there was that moment that I saw the sweetest thing I could ever have hoped for at that moment... the couch. It was one of those God moments with the God music and ray of light shining!
    I hear ya, brother. It's like the glory of God shining down, and you hear the chorus of angel in the background
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    Re: Man Leaps to His Death in Shopping Mall After Girlfriend Insists on More Shopping

    Quote Originally Posted by sawyerloggingon View Post
    His wife should be charged with murder.
    Girlfriend... but I hear ya.
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    Re: Man Leaps to His Death in Shopping Mall After Girlfriend Insists on More Shopping

    I've always subscribed to the caveman mentality when it comes to shopping. I like to get what I came for as quickly as possible and then drag it back to my cave even faster. I also prefer a military approach when shopping, I know where I'm going and what I plan to accomplish when I get there, execute the plan and exit ASAP. So I guess it is military caveman shopping for me! More and more these days I shop online when possible, I get my shoes pants shirts and even recently added furnace filters, from the internet. What I never do is allow myself to get sucked into going shopping with anyone who likes to "shop" because then I'll just have the urge to do what this poor Chinaman did! I was at a store a couple of years ago that had what I'd call a lost man/husband waiting room in it. It had TVs magazines and even some game machines and pool tables in it as well as a full service bar. Not a single female in the room and plenty of men in it singing it's praises. Brilliant idea. The wife of a friend of mine called it her daddy day care center and says it saved her marriage as she can now get her husband to go shopping with her in that department store. Ikea has also clued into this "man cave" concept, too bad this mall in China did not have one, might have saved a life!

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    Re: Man Leaps to His Death in Shopping Mall After Girlfriend Insists on More Shopping

    Quote Originally Posted by Arthur Seward View Post
    I've always subscribed to the caveman mentality when it comes to shopping. I like to get what I came for as quickly as possible and then drag it back to my cave even faster. I also prefer a military approach when shopping, I know where I'm going and what I plan to accomplish when I get there, execute the plan and exit ASAP. So I guess it is military caveman shopping for me! More and more these days I shop online when possible, I get my shoes pants shirts and even recently added furnace filters, from the internet. What I never do is allow myself to get sucked into going shopping with anyone who likes to "shop" because then I'll just have the urge to do what this poor Chinaman did! I was at a store a couple of years ago that had what I'd call a lost man/husband waiting room in it. It had TVs magazines and even some game machines and pool tables in it as well as a full service bar. Not a single female in the room and plenty of men in it singing it's praises. Brilliant idea. The wife of a friend of mine called it her daddy day care center and says it saved her marriage as she can now get her husband to go shopping with her in that department store. Ikea has also clued into this "man cave" concept, too bad this mall in China did not have one, might have saved a life!
    I have to admit, that I get a little weak in the knees when I walk into Lowes.
    "He who does not think himself worth saving from poverty and ignorance by his own efforts, will hardly be thought worth the efforts of anybody else." -- Frederick Douglass, Self-Made Men (1872)
    "Fly-over" country voted, and The Donald is now POTUS.

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