Sir, I would like to thank you personally for taking the time to meet with us here at the Canadian Door Latch Association"....
"you're better off on Stormfront discussing how evil brown men are taking innocent white flowers." Infinite Chaos
I can see liberals now.... "Every other developed nation has banned doorknobs, its time we got into the 21st century and join the civilized world"
This is merely a distraction. The root of the problem is the sheer number of doors themselves. We should be asking ourselves if this profusion of doors is intended to keep things and people out, or in, and consider the ramifications of the answer obtained. Very serious stuff there.
I think door knockers are the real issue here.
But I will keep my black tactical red dot large capacity knob till they come to get me. Then its on.