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    Obama Retreats To Secret Bunker As “Big Event” Draws Near

    Obama Retreats To Secret Bunker As “Big Event” Draws Near

    A truly grim “urgent action bulletin” issued by the Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) earlier today states that the Main Intelligence Directorate (GRU) has received word from “highly placed” sources within the Pentagon that President Barack Obama this past week cancelled his trip to Asia and has retreated with many of his top aides to the mysterious and newly built White House bunker in preparation for what many in the world’s intelligence agencies are calling the “Big Event.” - Obama Retreats To Secret Bunker As

    This has got to be a hoax. I mean seriously I am a conservative and this is laughable. Actually if you want real entertainment, read the comments.

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    Re: Obama Retreats To Secret Bunker As “Big Event” Draws Near

    Here's a little on the source from an admittedly left-leaning wiki.

    European Union Times - RationalWiki

    My favorite tidbit:

    Almost every piece of information the site proffers about the world and, more worryingly, itself, is a demonstrably deliberate falsehood. Anyone who takes the site seriously, despite the evidence of its utter unreliability and lunatic views which springs to the eye almost immediately upon visiting it, is either a Nazi, a blind ideologue or a complete idiot.
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    Re: Obama Retreats To Secret Bunker As “Big Event” Draws Near

    This would be as laughably amusing as The Onion, if it wasn't meant to be taken seriously. Seriously. Mwahahahahaha!!!!! What a piece of journalistic rubbish, so yellow it looks like the entire staff pissed on it before its publication! I mean, this entire conspiracy theory has been cobbled from a USA Today piece saying that Obama cancelled his Asian trip because of... ta-daaaaa... the government shutdown. Maybe that is supposed to be "The Big Event" that drove him to the "secret bunker" that is apparently far from secret from the EU Times!!!

    Well, I'd better find my own top secret bunker (so top secret that this EU rag will instantly know all about it!) before the horrendous onslaught of... "The Big Event!" Keep your heads down, people, catch you on the other side... unless the Zombie Apocalypse hits first!

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    Re: Obama Retreats To Secret Bunker As “Big Event” Draws Near

    Quote Originally Posted by Black Manta View Post
    Obama Retreats To Secret Bunker As “Big Event” Draws Near

    A truly grim “urgent action bulletin” issued by the Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) earlier today states that the Main Intelligence Directorate (GRU) has received word from “highly placed” sources within the Pentagon that President Barack Obama this past week cancelled his trip to Asia and has retreated with many of his top aides to the mysterious and newly built White House bunker in preparation for what many in the world’s intelligence agencies are calling the “Big Event.” - Obama Retreats To Secret Bunker As

    This has got to be a hoax. I mean seriously I am a conservative and this is laughable. Actually if you want real entertainment, read the comments.

    If I posted this in the wrong place, I ask a mod please move it.
    If you turn to page two you will see bigfoot marry an alien. That must have been a strange wedding.

    If you read that and were not immediately aware it is false you really need some help. No, I am serious, if you took that as the truth you really need an adult right away.

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    Re: Obama Retreats To Secret Bunker As “Big Event” Draws Near

    Quote Originally Posted by DiAnna View Post
    Well, I'd better find my own top secret bunker (so top secret that this EU rag will instantly know all about it!) before the horrendous onslaught of... "The Big Event!" Keep your heads down, people, catch you on the other side... unless the Zombie Apocalypse hits first!
    I don't see what this "Big Event" could possibly be, since the Breaking Bad finale was last week.
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    Re: Obama Retreats To Secret Bunker As “Big Event” Draws Near

    I'm so excited.

    This Wrestlemania will surely top them all!
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    Re: Obama Retreats To Secret Bunker As “Big Event” Draws Near

    I am glad everyone is getting a big laugh out of this. I am sitting in my Obama-bunker right now laughing at you who will be destroyed when the "big event" happens.

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    Re: Obama Retreats To Secret Bunker As “Big Event” Draws Near

    Obligatory Der Untergang reference time!

    Michael J Petrilli-"Is School Choice Enough?"-A response to the recent timidity of American conservatives toward education reform. https://nationalaffairs.com/publicat...-choice-enough

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    Re: Obama Retreats To Secret Bunker As “Big Event” Draws Near

    Quote Originally Posted by Fiddytree View Post
    Obligatory Der Untergang reference time!

    +1 First in with Godwin! Good job Fiddy.

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    Re: Obama Retreats To Secret Bunker As “Big Event” Draws Near

    Quote Originally Posted by Black Manta View Post
    +1 First in with Godwin! Good job Fiddy.
    He's upset Obama's stealing his good idea.
    Michael J Petrilli-"Is School Choice Enough?"-A response to the recent timidity of American conservatives toward education reform. https://nationalaffairs.com/publicat...-choice-enough

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