That is absolutely ridiculous. The White House living quarters are upstairs, not in the basement, which houses dozens if not hundreds of people throughout every day, people having lunch at their desks and snacks in their drawers. You're taking partisan hatred to a ridiculous, nonsensical level.
It must be a day of the week ending in "day".
You can never be safe from a government that can keep you completely safe from each other and the world. You must choose.