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    Christian Group Sends Truly Awkward Gift to Bachmann

    (I thought about the lighter side, but....)

    Christian Group Sends Truly Awkward Gift to Bachmann - So, they thought they were sending a massager...

    Apparently CEO Rex Elsass sent an employee to purchase the massager, and the staffer goofed and got a "female pleasure machine," as the documents put it, instead.


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    Re: Christian Group Sends Truly Awkward Gift to Bachmann

    Quote Originally Posted by rocket88 View Post
    And I bet it gets lots and lots and lots of use

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    Re: Christian Group Sends Truly Awkward Gift to Bachmann

    ..and look, it's got one of those little side thingies for your temples too!

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    Re: Christian Group Sends Truly Awkward Gift to Bachmann

    You cannot make this **** up.

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    Re: Christian Group Sends Truly Awkward Gift to Bachmann

    Rex likes his fun. He's the one on the bullsass.

    Never eat anything that's served in a bucket.

    Trumpery: Anything calculated to deceive by false show; anything externally splendid, but intrinsically of little value; worthless finery.

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    Re: Christian Group Sends Truly Awkward Gift to Bachmann

    Given Mr. Bachmann's apparent predilections, it's just what she needed.

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    Re: Christian Group Sends Truly Awkward Gift to Bachmann



    At least, they would have been able to share it like that corn dog....
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    Re: Christian Group Sends Truly Awkward Gift to Bachmann

    Yet another how embarrassing conservatives can be when conservative adults don't recognize a sex-toy.

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    Re: Christian Group Sends Truly Awkward Gift to Bachmann

    Quote Originally Posted by rocket88 View Post
    Ya gotta love Freudian Slips.....

    Quote Originally Posted by TheNextEra View Post
    And I bet it gets lots and lots and lots of use
    The perfect tool for an afternoon of teabagging....
    Last edited by upsideguy; 07-23-13 at 01:45 AM.

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    Re: Christian Group Sends Truly Awkward Gift to Bachmann

    Quote Originally Posted by upsideguy View Post
    Ya gotta love Freudian Slips.....
    This goes above and beyond a mere Freudian Slip. More like a Freudian Fall Down The Stairs Headfirst.
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