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    Ted Nugent: I Might Run for President



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    Re: Ted Nugent: I Might Run for President

    Quote Originally Posted by rocket88 View Post
    'Ya know, if he does run, his candidacy is toast from day one, after everybody hears about how he sucked on the vagina of a 12 year old girl when he was 40.
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    Re: Ted Nugent: I Might Run for President

    Nugent will have to get in line because theres already a long list of conservatives that run for president whenever they need money.

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    Re: Ted Nugent: I Might Run for President

    Quote Originally Posted by danarhea View Post
    'Ya know, if he does run, his candidacy is toast from day one, after everybody hears about how he sucked on the vagina of a 12 year old girl when he was 40.
    Crapping his pants to get of the service won't go over too well, either.

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    Re: Ted Nugent: I Might Run for President

    Quote Originally Posted by Moot View Post
    Crapping his pants to get of the service won't go over too well, either.
    yeah that really kills him with the liberals. They would never support a draft dodger


    Oh wait, Biden

    Never mind
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    Quote Originally Posted by TurtleDude View Post
    yeah that really kills him with the liberals. They would never support a draft dodger


    Oh wait, Biden

    Never mind
    It's the fact that he **** his pants that will stick most in peoples minds. He should become a Depends spokesperson if he needs money so bad.

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    Re: Ted Nugent: I Might Run for President

    We need a little humor in each Presidential election.
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    Re: Ted Nugent: I Might Run for President

    Quote Originally Posted by Moot View Post
    It's the fact that he **** his pants that will stick most in peoples minds. He should become a Depends spokesperson if he needs money so bad.
    He's not going to be the GOP candidate. I guess you will have to find another person to hate
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    Re: Ted Nugent: I Might Run for President

    Quote Originally Posted by danarhea View Post
    'Ya know, if he does run, his candidacy is toast from day one, after everybody hears about how he sucked on the vagina of a 12 year old girl when he was 40.
    Do tell.....
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    Re: Ted Nugent: I Might Run for President

    Quote Originally Posted by SMTA View Post
    Do tell.....
    Courtney Love admitted to having sex with him when she was 12. I know, but her story does have some credibility.
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