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    Bowler Shoots Himself

    A bowler in Florida had a gun in his pocket while bowling.

    Guess what happened.

    Read about it: http://www.examiner.com/article/bowl...e-price-for-it

    Any comments?

    I am just going to guess that this probably won't happen again with the same dude.
    Last edited by shrubnose; 05-16-13 at 08:36 AM. Reason: fix link

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    Re: Bowler Shoots Himself

    It's probably worth taking a bullet or two if it means protecting your bowling ball from would-be thieves.

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    Yes, this is very newsworthy and should land on the floor of Congress to address as the first order of business.
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    Ahhh so he gave himself the ole Plaxico Burress
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    I don't know about a pistol, but there are times i wish i had a shotgun for that damn 10 pin. Shooting myself in the leg has never actually crossed my mind in a game, but i guess some gun owners are a special kind of stupid.

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    Perhaps he only desired his teammates to believe he was overjoyed to see them?
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    Re: Bowler Shoots Himself

    Quote Originally Posted by shrubnose View Post
    A bowler in Florida had a gun in his pocket while bowling.

    Guess what happened.

    Read about it: Bowler shoots himself: Bowler packs heat during game and pays the price for it - Jacksonville Top News | Examiner.com

    Any comments?

    I am just going to guess that this probably won't happen again with the same dude.
    There is no such thing as an accidental discharge

    Be glad the ****tard shot himself and the bullet didn't hit the ground and ricochet to one of the *innocent bystanders...like kids*

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    Re: Bowler Shoots Himself

    Quote Originally Posted by ric27 View Post
    There is no such thing as an accidental discharge

    Be glad the ****tard shot himself and the bullet didn't hit the ground and ricochet to one of the *innocent bystanders...like kids*
    Sure there is. It doesn't mean the dumbass wasn't stupid to have the accident lol.
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    Re: Bowler Shoots Himself

    Quote Originally Posted by stonewall50 View Post
    Sure there is. It doesn't mean the dumbass wasn't stupid to have the accident lol.
    have to disagree. there is no such thing as an "accidental" discharge. any unintentional firing of a weapon is a NEGLIGENT discharge.
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    Re: Bowler Shoots Himself

    Quote Originally Posted by shrubnose View Post
    A bowler in Florida had a gun in his pocket while bowling.

    Guess what happened.

    Read about it: Bowler shoots himself: Bowler packs heat during game and pays the price for it - Jacksonville Top News | Examiner.com

    Any comments?

    I am just going to guess that this probably won't happen again with the same dude.
    This incident was caused by the bowling ball. We need bowling ball regulation and registration.
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