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    Re: Employees Get Tattoo of Company Logo For Pay Raise

    My companies logo is ****. No thanks.
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    Re: Employees Get Tattoo of Company Logo For Pay Raise

    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly View Post
    What's your price?
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    Re: Employees Get Tattoo of Company Logo For Pay Raise

    No way would I sell a portion of my skin-estate. I will not get a tattoo so no.
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    Re: Employees Get Tattoo of Company Logo For Pay Raise

    Quote Originally Posted by Mason66 View Post
    Rules are rules.

    If you have a tattoo you cannot be buired ina Jewish cemetary.
    So none of the holocaust survivors can be buried in a Jewish cemetary? That seems pretty harsh.
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    Re: Employees Get Tattoo of Company Logo For Pay Raise

    Quote Originally Posted by spud_meister View Post
    My companies logo is ****. No thanks.
    LOL - yeah, I can't think of any cool enough for that. *snort*
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    Re: Employees Get Tattoo of Company Logo For Pay Raise

    Quote Originally Posted by Heebie Jeebie View Post
    So none of the holocaust survivors can be buried in a Jewish cemetary? That seems pretty harsh.
    Maybe that was the reason for the tattoo.

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    Re: Employees Get Tattoo of Company Logo For Pay Raise

    Someone correct me if I"m wrong, but I can only assume that Yahweh would overlook the tattoo transgression that is not in any way the bearer's fault.

    As for the company logo human branding....screw that noise. I can understand why people would do it, certainly...but that the company would want to do it to their employees doesn't speak well for them. The self-indulgent arrogance and disrespect is enormous.
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    Re: Employees Get Tattoo of Company Logo For Pay Raise

    Quote Originally Posted by Strucker View Post
    As for the company logo human branding....screw that noise. I can understand why people would do it, certainly...but that the company would want to do it to their employees doesn't speak well for them. The self-indulgent arrogance and disrespect is enormous.
    From what I can see it's completely the employees choice to get one and it can be located anywhere and can be of any size. I'm not sure why you would think it arrogant and disrespectful for them to give someone a pay raise for something an employee chose to get. It ain't like they are checking for the tattoo before they give you your paycheck.
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    Re: Employees Get Tattoo of Company Logo For Pay Raise

    Quote Originally Posted by Heebie Jeebie View Post
    . I'm not sure why you would think it arrogant and disrespectful for them to give someone a pay raise for something an employee chose to get. It ain't like they are checking for the tattoo before they give you your paycheck.
    If the CEO would tattoo my name on his body in return, I'd forego the rewards entirely. I say this to prove a point:

    He wouldn't do it...because he'd consider the very suggestion a personal imposition, and one which makes me ethically questionable.
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    Re: Employees Get Tattoo of Company Logo For Pay Raise

    Quote Originally Posted by Aunt Spiker View Post
    That is psychotic - **** that.
    What she said.

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