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    CO2 Levels are supersizing crabs.

    CO2 Levels Are Super-Sizing Crabs - Crustaceans bulk up as carbon levels rise

    See, they've had it wrong all along. It's not warming we need to worry about. It's being taken over by giant crabs!


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    Re: CO2 Levels are supersizing crabs.

    They also become more greedy and like fast food...

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    Re: CO2 Levels are supersizing crabs.

    Well hell, screw it, keep the pollution coming everyone, it's all worth it for a gigantic plate of crab legs.
    Either I'm right or you're wrong.

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    Re: CO2 Levels are supersizing crabs.

    Quote Originally Posted by rocket88 View Post
    CO2 Levels Are Super-Sizing Crabs - Crustaceans bulk up as carbon levels rise

    See, they've had it wrong all along. It's not warming we need to worry about. It's being taken over by giant crabs!
    Good news for people who like crab Louie.

    Bad news for people who like prostitutes.
    "Donald Trump is a phony, a fraud... [he's] playing the American public for suckers." Mitt Romney

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    Re: CO2 Levels are supersizing crabs.

    Quote Originally Posted by 0bserver92 View Post
    They also become more greedy and like fast food...
    I love that show...I watch it without the kids sometimes. Squidward rules.


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    Re: CO2 Levels are supersizing crabs.

    Quote Originally Posted by rocket88 View Post
    CO2 Levels Are Super-Sizing Crabs - Crustaceans bulk up as carbon levels rise

    See, they've had it wrong all along. It's not warming we need to worry about. It's being taken over by giant crabs!
    This may sound funny but I think this topic shows another example of how humainity is screwing up the natural order of things.

    One thing worries me in particular. If these crabs are indeed growing larger they will need more food to sustain themselves. What if the crabs food source can't cope with the increase size of the crabs.

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    Re: CO2 Levels are supersizing crabs.

    Quote Originally Posted by Unitedwestand13 View Post
    This may sound funny but I think this topic shows another example of how humainity is screwing up the natural order of things.

    One thing worries me in particular. If these crabs are indeed growing larger they will need more food to sustain themselves. What if the crabs food source can't cope with the increase size of the crabs.
    They start to eat people of course.

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    Re: CO2 Levels are supersizing crabs.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dittohead not! View Post
    Good news for people who like crab Louie.

    Bad news for people who like prostitutes.
    Actually it made me think of a funny story from my first trip to Moscow.

    My now ex-wife and I ducked into a little cafe type place for dinner. My idea of course, as I'm much more adventurous. They had crab on the menu for 300 Rubles - about 10 bucks - not bad at all, so I ordered it. They asked me if I wanted the whole crab, and I said yes (for 10 bucks, you bet I want the whole thing). They brought out the crab to ask again - it was HUGE. I thought "That whole thing for 10 Dollars? Score!"

    Due to my less than wondrous skills in the Russian language, it turned out to be 300 rubles per pound. That was a mighty expensive dinner.


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    Re: CO2 Levels are supersizing crabs.

    Quote Originally Posted by 0bserver92 View Post
    They start to eat people of course.
    They don't have the backbone to try.

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    Re: CO2 Levels are supersizing crabs.

    They'll be happy on Deadliest Catch !!!

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