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    Re: Woman claims she smelled God during near-death experience

    Quote Originally Posted by sangha View Post
    Did you read the article? There more to it than a prophetic Goldfish.

    Much more
    the Book of Revelations predicts a woman interpreting markings on a fish.

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    Re: Woman claims she smelled God during near-death experience

    Quote Originally Posted by AmericanWoman76 View Post
    the Book of Revelations predicts a woman interpreting markings on a fish.
    While examining it for the optimal amount of salty coating?
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    the vast majority of folks that need healthcare are on Medicare.. both rich and poor..

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    Re: Woman claims she smelled God during near-death experience

    Quote Originally Posted by sangha View Post
    While examining it for the optimal amount of salty coating?
    dunno, it says don't listen to her, it doesn't say what she was looking for.

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    Re: Woman claims she smelled God during near-death experience

    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly View Post
    Oops, that wasn't God. I was just me letting a fart. I'm sorry she got confused, but at least the fart woke her up (Not to mention the fact that she got up off the operating table, and ran away as fast as her feet could carry her).

    Hallelujah!!
    The ghost of Jack Kevorkian for President's Physician: 2016

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    Re: Woman claims she smelled God during near-death experience

    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly View Post
    Who is doing that exactly?
    Seems the only point of this thread.

    A good movie making fun of religions is always good too. Let's do one about the religion of Islam for just good yucking up. That's a really stupid religion and those nutcases are so sensitive about that it'd be extra funny.

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    Re: Woman claims she smelled God during near-death experience

    Quote Originally Posted by joko104 View Post
    Seems the only point of this thread.

    A good movie making fun of religions is always good too. Let's do one about the religion of Islam for just good yucking up. That's a really stupid religion and those nutcases are so sensitive about that it'd be extra funny.
    If you think anyone here is raging, especially me, you're so far off-base it's not even funny.

    Sneering? Guess that depends on your definition.

    Poking fun at someone who thinks they've discovered a sign from god in a goldfish cracker?
    Poking fun at somebody who thinks they smelled god? (what does god smell like?)

    Yeah - it's called humor. It's finding something funny. These things were a news release on major news outlets.
    Not something dug up from an obscure blog somewhere.

    You know, some people can see "jesus" here too:


    Why are you so sensitive over somebody finding the extreme edge of religious belief funny?

    What's it matter to you?

    Do those people who see those things somehow deflate your own belief?
    Are you effected by their "visions"?

    Either you believe it's possible "god" spoke to this woman through a goldfish cracker or you don't.
    If you don't - how can you not find it funny?

    Or is it that you find it sad?

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