Not even joking, my dog is gay as hell. He only humps male dogs. You know what? If that makes him happy, so be it. He's my son, and I just want him to be happy. Homosexuality is completely natural.
And seeing as how you don't give a flying rat's ass for individual rights, please change your lean from Libertarian - Right to something else entirely. You're embarrassing us and you have no idea what that term means.