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    Los Angeles On High Alert As LAPD Back On Regular Duty

    LOS ANGELES—Los Angeles residents are reportedly on edge today following reports that hundreds of armed and extremely dangerous Los Angeles Police Department officers are resuming regular patrolling duties after the conclusion of Tuesday’s manhunt for rogue ex-cop Christopher Dorner.
    Los Angeles On High Alert As LAPD Back On Regular Duty | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

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    Re: Los Angeles On High Alert As LAPD Back On Regular Duty

    That's probably a *BN* ding. Still, funny.

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    Re: Los Angeles On High Alert As LAPD Back On Regular Duty

    Quote Originally Posted by hawke812 View Post
    LOS ANGELES—Los Angeles residents are reportedly on edge today following reports that hundreds of armed and extremely dangerous Los Angeles Police Department officers are resuming regular patrolling duties after the conclusion of Tuesday’s manhunt for rogue ex-cop Christopher Dorner.
    Los Angeles On High Alert As LAPD Back On Regular Duty | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

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    The Onion is ****ing hilarious.

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    Re: Los Angeles On High Alert As LAPD Back On Regular Duty

    Being a writer for The Onion has got to be pretty good. You get to drink while you work. And it probably results in some of their best stuff !

    But yeah, there are residents of LA that are most discomforted by the usual cops being back on the beat. Makes it harder for Obama voters to do what they do.

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    Re: Los Angeles On High Alert As LAPD Back On Regular Duty

    LAPD testosterone levels still too high - News @ 11 !
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    Re: Los Angeles On High Alert As LAPD Back On Regular Duty

    A suggestion for those who believe that "hundreds of armed and extremely dangerous Los Angeles Police Department officers " back patrolling.
    Do not call and ask for assistance ever. To be on the safe side never call the fire department.

    That article is one of the most oneside warped story I have read in awile.
    Personally they should thank the officers for savings millions of dollars in the cost of the trial, medical evaluations, and keeping Dorner locked up in prison.

    Guess the dead law enforcement officers mean nothing to them. The hijacked and kidnapped victims mean nothing to those who made the comment to the paper.

    It is those who contributed to the article that makes me glad I do not live in LA, nor will I ever visit.

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    Re: Los Angeles On High Alert As LAPD Back On Regular Duty

    Quote Originally Posted by mike2810 View Post
    A suggestion for those who believe that "hundreds of armed and extremely dangerous Los Angeles Police Department officers " back patrolling.
    Do not call and ask for assistance ever. To be on the safe side never call the fire department.

    That article is one of the most oneside warped story I have read in awile.
    Personally they should thank the officers for savings millions of dollars in the cost of the trial, medical evaluations, and keeping Dorner locked up in prison.

    Guess the dead law enforcement officers mean nothing to them. The hijacked and kidnapped victims mean nothing to those who made the comment to the paper.

    It is those who contributed to the article that makes me glad I do not live in LA, nor will I ever visit.
    It's a satire paper... the quotes are fake

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    Re: Los Angeles On High Alert As LAPD Back On Regular Duty

    should have quoted the OP.

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    Re: Los Angeles On High Alert As LAPD Back On Regular Duty

    Quote Originally Posted by mike2810 View Post
    A suggestion for those who believe that "hundreds of armed and extremely dangerous Los Angeles Police Department officers " back patrolling.
    That article is one of the most oneside warped story I have read in awile.
    Personally they should thank the officers for savings millions of dollars in the cost of the trial, medical evaluations, and keeping Dorner locked up in prison.
    It is those who contributed to the article that makes me glad I do not live in LA, nor will I ever visit.
    Well, someone had their Wheaties this morning

    Do not call and ask for assistance ever.
    Done, but what "assistance" would they provide?

    To be on the safe side never call the fire department.
    Fire Department =/= LAPD

    Guess the dead law enforcement officers mean nothing to them.
    I slept well enough

    The hijacked and kidnapped victims mean nothing to those who made the comment to the paper.
    No different than the LAPD hijacking and kidnapping their victims

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    Re: Los Angeles On High Alert As LAPD Back On Regular Duty

    Quote Originally Posted by Eighty Deuce View Post
    Being a writer for The Onion has got to be pretty good. You get to drink while you work. And it probably results in some of their best stuff !

    But yeah, there are residents of LA that are most discomforted by the usual cops being back on the beat. Makes it harder for Obama voters to do what they do.
    Yeah, like delivering the LA Times in the morning, driving to work, breathing air, having a heartbeat, etc

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