The highest rate of death by violence, by a stunning margin: Ban all guns, tell the bad people to please not use their illegal ones, watch the crime rate plummet like in Chicago......
The highest rate of death by car accident, also dramatically so: Ban cars and walk everywhere. That will solve the fat people problem. Or, the gov't dictate that no car can go over 25mph. Hey! That'll save gas.
The highest chance that a child will die before age 5: I won't make a joke here. Not appropriate. Though I seriously doubt it.
The second-highest rate of death by coronary heart disease: Ban fatty foods, big sodas (lol NY), kick every obese person off of welfare.
The second-highest rate of death by lung disease: Ban cigarrettes
The highest teen pregnancy rate: Ban sex before 20. All females must be checked weekly for virginity. Why not males you ask? Because you can't physically check them. You can check most girls.
The highest rate of women dying due to complications of pregnancy and childbirth: I'm sorry, I just don't believe that.
I don't believe half of this crap. For one, I'll wager we keep better stats than most people. Two, we have a much higher sample size than the other nations that were measured. Three, have any of you been to Europe before? Those people smoke like friggin chimneys man. There's no way we have more people with cancer here.