I THINK THE RED GOWN LOOKS THE BEST! IT NEVER HURTS TO RUB IT IN A LITTLE.The jokes write themselves!
The only time I recall getting yelled at was when I said a "bad" word and the neighbor woman told me if she heard that again she'd be telling my aunt. I said, quite meekly, "Yes, Ms. McConnell." Of course, back in the late forties and early fifties there were precious few houses without kids.
Regardless of where she was, if the kids are in the street or in other people's yards she's not doing her job.