Since we all need a good chuckle: Church of Scientology asks followers to censor Web comments | The Lookout - Yahoo! News
Scientology's answer to how to handle negative publicity: be assholes.The message instructs followers to visit media sites, including Microsoft, Google or any other that requires users to agree to a code of conduct that prohibits comments that threaten, defame or degrade any group or individuals.
Followers should hunt for any comments about the Cruise-Holmes divorce or Scientology, and click the "Report Abuse" button and report the comments as violations of the site's code of conduct, the email instructs.
Edit: and yes I know the thread title is inaccurate, but the BN rules say it must match the source title, so it is not my fault. Blame Vauge.