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Because, his middle name is "Irrational."
Newt I. Gingrich, is the actual spelling. A real team player and a natural born hero to Netherland Dwarfs everywhere.
I actually used to have one of these, and they are absolutely adorable:
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I named my dwarf "Chappie," after the first African American four (4) star General and Commander In Chief of NORAD. Most Americans don't know that NORAD used to have a CINC who was African American. In my entire life, I have met exactly two (2) African Americans who knew that fact.
This man was the reason I went on to become an Air Force Pilot. His story inspired me and its a heck of story that has never been adequately told, yet very worthy of the telling. I owe this man a great deal. His life, single-handedly shaped my own.
No - I am not talking about Newt I. Gingrich. I'm talking about the late General Chappie James Jr. I have always believed that the man's image you see below, should have become and probably would have become "the next" President of the United States of America, had he lived beyond his retirement from the USAF:
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Had I been old enough, he would have had my vote for President, hands down.