The subsidy, according to a 2010 proposal , would cover all products required for any proper mustache-wearing patriot, including:

Mustache and beard trimming instruments

Weightless conditioning agents and wax

Facial hair coloring products (for men and women over 43 years of age)


Mustache combs and mirrors

Burt Reynolds wallet-sized photos

The campaign's backers have recruited celebrities to help support the cause, including guitarist John Oats, Ellie Kemper of "The Office" and Milwaukee Brewers pitcher John Axford. Each will produce videos to inspire mustached activists to support the STACHE Act. In total seriousness: The group has also secured a promise from H&R Block to donate a charity that provides clean drinking water for each person who participates in the march.

AMI members are planning a press conference Monday on Capitol Hill to outline the details of the initiative.

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