View Poll Results: So what is true about Bill Johnson

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  • He is a hypocrite

    2 33.33%
  • He wants to do penance for being wrong

    1 16.67%
  • He likes money

    3 50.00%
  • He wants to foist unsuspecting Bill Johnsons on the gay community

    3 50.00%
  • He loves to screw people, but he hates having sex

    1 16.67%
  • He wants to create more Republicans in secret

    2 33.33%
  • He is gay curious

    1 16.67%
  • He is a mad scientist conducting an experiment

    0 0%
  • He wants to have lots of paternity lawsuits against him

    0 0%
  • All of the above

    0 0%
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Thread: Sperm-donor kept wife in the dark

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    Sperm-donor kept wife in the dark

    A conservative Christian politician has a secret life as a sperm donor for lesbian couples - even though he has campaigned against gay marriage.
    Ever wonder what happened to Bill Johnson, after being defeated when he ran for governor of Alabama on an anti-gay platform? He has been donating sperm to lesbian couples. One of the following has to be true:

    1) Bill Johnson is just another family values hypocrite.

    OR

    2) Bill Johnson has realized the errors of his ways, is truly sorry for bashing gays, and is now doing penance.

    OR

    3) Bill Johnson is making money from this, so screw the morals he preaches to everybody.

    Which one is he? Answer the poll. It is multiple choice.

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    Re: Sperm-donor kept wife in the dark

    I have no idea who he is... but maybe he doesn't have a problem with gays, just with them getting married?

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    Re: Sperm-donor kept wife in the dark

    Quote Originally Posted by danarhea View Post
    Ever wonder what happened to Bill Johnson, after being defeated when he ran for governor of Alabama on an anti-gay platform? He has been donating sperm to lesbian couples. One of the following has to be true:

    1) Bill Johnson is just another family values hypocrite.

    OR

    2) Bill Johnson has realized the errors of his ways, is truly sorry for bashing gays, and is now doing penance.

    OR

    3) Bill Johnson is making money from this, so screw the morals he preaches to everybody.

    Which one is he? Answer the poll. It is multiple choice.

    Article is here.
    4. that homophobe is quite proud of himself and likes the idea of spreading his seed to replicate part of himself
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    Re: Sperm-donor kept wife in the dark

    Quote Originally Posted by Thrilla View Post
    I have no idea who he is... but maybe he doesn't have a problem with gays, just with them getting married?
    Note...if you have a problem with gays getting married then you have a problem with gays.

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    Re: Sperm-donor kept wife in the dark

    Quote Originally Posted by justabubba View Post
    4. that homophobe is quite proud of himself and likes the idea of spreading his seed to replicate part of himself
    Ding...Ding...Ding...give the man a cigar. This is seems purely and ego trip.

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    Re: Sperm-donor kept wife in the dark

    Quote Originally Posted by smb View Post
    Note...if you have a problem with gays getting married then you have a problem with gays.
    not necessarily...but probably in most cases.

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    Re: Sperm-donor kept wife in the dark

    He brings an entire new perspective to johnsons in general.










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    Re: Sperm-donor kept wife in the dark

    Quote Originally Posted by danarhea View Post
    Ever wonder what happened to Bill Johnson, after being defeated when he ran for governor of Alabama on an anti-gay platform? He has been donating sperm to lesbian couples. One of the following has to be true:

    1) Bill Johnson is just another family values hypocrite.

    OR

    2) Bill Johnson has realized the errors of his ways, is truly sorry for bashing gays, and is now doing penance.

    OR

    3) Bill Johnson is making money from this, so screw the morals he preaches to everybody.

    Which one is he? Answer the poll. It is multiple choice.

    Article is here.
    Three. He, like many other men, like to jerk off and make some money while doing it.
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    Re: Sperm-donor kept wife in the dark

    He probably doesn't really think of the sperm bank as a lesbian couple helper... thats not the only people who use a sperm bank, i don't think they are even the majority. He probably didn't care to think about it too hard.

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    Re: Sperm-donor kept wife in the dark

    Quote Originally Posted by StillBallin75 View Post
    Three. He, like many other men, like to jerk off and make some money while doing it.
    I don't know about you but I do it for free. :/ You whore.
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