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    Giant Asteroid to hit the Earth on 11/9?

    Yes, and Elvis Presley will be driving it....

    OK, with that nonsense out of the way, Asteroid YU55 is going to come pretty damn close, if you consider 175,000 miles close. If you live in the US, and have a telescope, or even a good pair of binoculars, you will get a thrill, as the asteroid passes by. This is the good news.

    The bad news? Every conspiracy freak and lunatic is coming out of the woodwork, and predicting the end of the world as we know it. Go to Youtube and you will see all kinds of stuff about Planet X, Planet Nibiru, the Mayan calender prediction that 2012 is here, and all kinds of neat stuff that will scare your pants off, if you are not aware of what's really happening, or will make you laugh your pants off, if you are.

    To compound the big scare is the fact that our government is holding a disaster drill that day, and FEMA trucks are all over the roads, which helps to account for the explosion of conspiracy nuts on Youtube this week. OK, nice job, Mr. President. Happy Halloween to you too, albeit a week late. LOL.

    Here is a little something, based on science, not scary creepy random thoughts, that you will enjoy.
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    Re: Giant Asteroid to hit the Earth on 11/9?

    Quote Originally Posted by danarhea View Post
    Yes, and Elvis Presley will be driving it....

    OK, with that nonsense out of the way, Asteroid YU55 is going to come pretty damn close, if you consider 175,000 miles close. If you live in the US, and have a telescope, or even a good pair of binoculars, you will get a thrill, as the asteroid passes by. This is the good news.

    The bad news? Every conspiracy freak and lunatic is coming out of the woodwork, and predicting the end of the world as we know it. Go to Youtube and you will see all kinds of stuff about Planet X, Planet Nibiru, the Mayan calender prediction that 2012 is here, and all kinds of neat stuff that will scare your pants off, if you are not aware of what's really happening, or will make you laugh your pants off, if you are.

    To compound the big scare is the fact that our government is holding a disaster drill that day, and FEMA trucks are all over the roads, which helps to account for the explosion of conspiracy nuts on Youtube this week. OK, nice job, Mr. President. Happy Halloween to you too, albeit a week late. LOL.

    Here is a little something, based on science, not scary creepy random thoughts, that you will enjoy.
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    Re: Giant Asteroid to hit the Earth on 11/9?

    "Lets just say the asteroid goes off course"

    When the loonies hear this they all go nuts!


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    Re: Giant Asteroid to hit the Earth on 11/9?

    Quote Originally Posted by danarhea View Post
    Yes, and Elvis Presley will be driving it....

    OK, with that nonsense out of the way, Asteroid YU55 is going to come pretty damn close, if you consider 175,000 miles close. If you live in the US, and have a telescope, or even a good pair of binoculars, you will get a thrill, as the asteroid passes by. This is the good news.

    The bad news? Every conspiracy freak and lunatic is coming out of the woodwork, and predicting the end of the world as we know it. Go to Youtube and you will see all kinds of stuff about Planet X, Planet Nibiru, the Mayan calender prediction that 2012 is here, and all kinds of neat stuff that will scare your pants off, if you are not aware of what's really happening, or will make you laugh your pants off, if you are.

    To compound the big scare is the fact that our government is holding a disaster drill that day, and FEMA trucks are all over the roads, which helps to account for the explosion of conspiracy nuts on Youtube this week. OK, nice job, Mr. President. Happy Halloween to you too, albeit a week late. LOL.

    Here is a little something, based on science, not scary creepy random thoughts, that you will enjoy.
    Actually I think Obama is supposed to declare war that day and it will be the beginning of Armageddon. Are you sure it's really a comet, and not the four horse men preparing for the coming of Jesus to defeat the anti Christ you elected for president?

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    Re: Giant Asteroid to hit the Earth on 11/9?

    Quote Originally Posted by SheWolf View Post
    Actually I think Obama is supposed to declare war that day and it will be the beginning of Armageddon. Are you sure it's really a comet, and not the four horse men preparing for the coming of Jesus to defeat the anti Christ you elected for president?
    I didn't vote for Obama. I voted for Satan. I figure that, if you have to vote for a politician, you might as well go all the way. LOL.
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    Re: Giant Asteroid to hit the Earth on 11/9?

    Quote Originally Posted by SheWolf View Post
    Actually I think Obama is supposed to declare war that day and it will be the beginning of Armageddon. Are you sure it's really a comet, and not the four horse men preparing for the coming of Jesus to defeat the anti Christ you elected for president?
    Common. If you really want to make the conspiracy sound good at least add in some...

    "THERE IS NO COMET!! IT IS A NEW SPACE MISSLE SYSTEM PIGGY BACKING ONTO THIS NEWS!!!!"

    or

    "Obama is summoning the comets with the particle accelerator!!!"

    or

    "Its not a comet obama just bought his woman a new moon. Its being shipped as we speak."
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    Re: Giant Asteroid to hit the Earth on 11/9?

    Quote Originally Posted by TheDemSocialist View Post
    "Lets just say the asteroid goes off course"

    When the loonies hear this they all go nuts!
    Asteroids are prone to sudden cravings for ice cream. This happens regularly.
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    Re: Giant Asteroid to hit the Earth on 11/9?

    Damn. I always knew I'd die on my birthday. Last year I nearly did, but this year it's gonna be the real deal! I saw it on YouTube!

    Bye, guys! It's been real!

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    Re: Giant Asteroid to hit the Earth on 11/9?

    Quote Originally Posted by DiAnna View Post
    Damn. I always knew I'd die on my birthday. Last year I nearly did, but this year it's gonna be the real deal! I saw it on YouTube!

    Bye, guys! It's been real!
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    He touched her over her bra and underpants, she says, and guided her hand to touch him over his underwear
    Quote Originally Posted by Lutherf View Post
    We’ll say what? Something like “nothing happened” ... Yeah, we might say something like that.

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