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    Police Perusal Of Pistol-Packing Perp's Perforated Penis Pix Permitted

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    Meet Otis Lockett, whose penis Milwaukee cops received judicial permission to peruse photographically.

    Lockett, who was shot in the groin early Sunday, told police that he was fired upon “by an unidentified person behind him,” according to a Circuit Court filing, which notes that the 27-year-old was treated at Froedtert Hospital “for a single gunshot wound to his penis.”
    I know what you're thinking, but anytime a penis gets shot, it's not only breaking news......it's damn critical and mandatory.
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    Re: Police Perusal Of Pistol-Packing Perp's Perforated Penis Pix Permitted

    Holy alliteration Batman, that poor punctured penis must be painful. Though it seems the stupid sucker solely shot his stuff.
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    It's an international crisis!!
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    Re: Police Perusal Of Pistol-Packing Perp's Perforated Penis Pix Permitted

    Shot him in the penis from behind... how does that happen? Poor bastard.

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    Re: Police Perusal Of Pistol-Packing Perp's Perforated Penis Pix Permitted

    Love the thread title.



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