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    An Illegal Alien's Guide to the Top Five Best Places to Live In America

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    By Bob Dane
    Published June 29, 2011 | FoxNews.com

    When “relocating” to the United States, it’s best to avoid states that have selfishly put the interests of their legal residents ahead of yours with laws that hinder your access to jobs and benefits. But many attractive destinations remain, endorsed by millions of illegal aliens already living in each.
    1. California
    California’s state motto “Eureka” (I have found it!) aptly applies here. The state's population includes 3.2 million illegal aliens -- almost 24% of all illegal aliens in America -- have chosen the Golden State as their preferred domicile.
    Despite its $26 billion budget deficit, the state spends $21.5 billion dollars annually subsidizing illegal alien health care, education, welfare, other state benefits and criminal justice. Every California native-born household chips in $2438 each year to help.
    Unless you commit a violent felony, the state leaves you alone. Los Angeles Special Order 40 – a sanctuary policy that sets the tone statewide - prevents local officers from inquiring about your immigration status.
    Many “visitors” head straight for Central Valley, which depends on a combination of immigration and irrigation to produce almost 8 percent of America’s total agricultural output. You’ll be in good company because more than half of the farm workers in California have no work authorization.
    Of course don’t forget in-state tuition for illegal aliens. Take advantage of the Dream Act in a place that can only be described as the Dream State for Illegal Aliens.
    2. Montgomery Country, Maryland.......
    This is goooooooood stuff!
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    Re: An Illegal Alien's Guide to the Top Five Best Places to Live In America

    Thanks American, I was planning a holiday to America.
    So follow me into the desert
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    Where the moon is glued to a picture of heaven
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    Re: An Illegal Alien's Guide to the Top Five Best Places to Live In America

    Pick your driver's license up at the California DMV.
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    Re: An Illegal Alien's Guide to the Top Five Best Places to Live In America

    I do like the sound of Chicago, I can fly into Mexico, and travel up there, by way of Cali to get a license.
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    Re: An Illegal Alien's Guide to the Top Five Best Places to Live In America

    Quote Originally Posted by spud_meister View Post
    I do like the sound of Chicago, I can fly into Mexico, and travel up there, by way of Cali to get a license.
    The Chicago description is spot-on. The Chicago/Cook/Illinois (D) political machine provides umbrella protection in return for the Hispanic vote.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tashah View Post
    The Chicago description is spot-on. The Chicago/Cook/Illinois (D) political machine provides umbrella protection in return for the Hispanic vote.
    Oh, damn, I'm not Hispanic, I guess they wouldn't want me there illegally.
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    Re: An Illegal Alien's Guide to the Top Five Best Places to Live In America

    Quote Originally Posted by spud_meister View Post
    Oh, damn, I'm not Hispanic, I guess they wouldn't want me there illegally.
    Don’t know about Aussies spud. The Chicago machine has a similar arrangement with the Polish community. The only city in the world with a larger Polish population is Warsaw.

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    Re: An Illegal Alien's Guide to the Top Five Best Places to Live In America

    Quote Originally Posted by Tashah View Post
    Don’t know about Aussies spud. The Chicago machine has a similar arrangement with the Polish community. The only city in the world with a larger Polish population is Warsaw.
    Would a badly done German accent pass me off as Polish?
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    Re: An Illegal Alien's Guide to the Top Five Best Places to Live In America

    Quote Originally Posted by Tashah View Post
    The Chicago description is spot-on. The Chicago/Cook/Illinois (D) political machine provides umbrella protection in return for the Hispanic vote.
    what is it that is done which you find provides illegal hispanics with umbrella protection?
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    Re: An Illegal Alien's Guide to the Top Five Best Places to Live In America

    Quote Originally Posted by justabubba View Post
    what is it that is done which you find provides illegal hispanics with umbrella protection?
    Could it be that they are a sanctuary city?
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