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    Porn said to be found in (bin Laden's) commpound

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    So, not only do you get 72 virgins in Muslim heaven, you get to spank your way there, too!

    So this is what strict, traditional Islam is? Three wives and Big Butt Bangaroo 4?

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    Re: Porn said to be found in (bin Laden's) commpound

    I wonder what islamic porn would look like. women flashing their ankles, maybe?
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    Re: Porn said to be found in (bin Laden's) commpound

    Big Butt Bangaroo 4!
    Thats only the most hardcore porno ever!!!


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    Re: Porn said to be found in (bin Laden's) commpound

    Quote Originally Posted by tessaesque View Post
    I wonder what islamic porn would look like. women flashing their ankles, maybe?
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    Re: Porn said to be found in (bin Laden's) commpound

    ^ totally would be porn at my middle school.

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    Re: Porn said to be found in (bin Laden's) commpound

    Quote Originally Posted by soccerboy22 View Post
    ^ totally would be porn at my middle school.
    You're in middle school?
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    Re: Porn said to be found in (bin Laden's) commpound

    Deeply religious hypocritical ideological asshole is found to have been spanking his monkey to porn? No!! Say it ain't so.

    But now, seriously, where have we seen this before?

    Which goes to show you, religious nuts of all stripes who want to force everybody to do as they say, and not as they do, have more than a couple of screws loose.
    Last edited by danarhea; 05-15-11 at 11:22 AM.
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