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    Re: Liberals in southern Arizona seek to form new state

    What a great idea. All liberals in one area. We could then fence that in and our worries would be over.

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    Re: Liberals in southern Arizona seek to form new state

    Quote Originally Posted by Singularity View Post
    Here's how that would work...

    So we divide up the country - libs on one side, conservatives on the other. Liberals invest in green energy, insure that the lowest wage-makers have access to adequate health care at an affordable price, and social freedoms are enjoyed equally by all. Women have access to safe abortions, homosexuals can get married, and all of this is secured by law. Folks can practice whatever religion they want, but ramming down people's throats is outlawed. On the down side, gun laws are stricter, but increased taxation provides better police protection. Entertainment is at an all time high, since the liberals kept Hollywood, but we graciously let NASCAR head to the conservative states. We kept all the other sports. Sorry about that.

    Conservatives, on the other hand, quickly institute mandatory religion in schools, and do away with all colleges and institutes of higher learning. Those at the top encourage those at the bottom of the wage pool to accept their lot in life, and blindly support anyone making more money than them. Most housing is unaffordable; trailers outnumber every other domicile by a ratio of 10 to 1. Guns are allowed everywhere, and it's not uncommon to see day laborers with six guns strapped to their overalls Old West style. Christianity is the state religion, with all other religions being outlawed. Atheism is punishible by death, and homosexuality carries a fine of $10,000 per day until the offender seeks therapy to cure themselves.

    Entertainment is horrible, although the conservatives seem to enjoy it. Country music and backwoods Appalachian gospel dominate the airwaves. Fashion is nonexistent, as no homosexual would dare come forth in such a police state to upgrade the 'plaid shirt and overall look'. The powers that be invest lots of money trying to make NASCAR an Olympic sport.

    Most conservatives have tried to escape to liberal land, but unfortunately the wall that they built trying to keep liberals and immigrants out also prevents escape to the other side. Someone once proposed building a ladder, but with all the higher education facilities dismantled, conservatives forgot how. Fortunately Ted Nugent has opted to return to the conservative side of the country. We'll send one with him.

    Man, you are so far off it is really funny...Thanks for the spittle dripping hatred your displayed here, now go wipe your chin.

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    Re: Liberals in southern Arizona seek to form new state

    Quote Originally Posted by j-mac View Post
    Man, you are so far off it is really funny...Thanks for the spittle dripping hatred your displayed here, now go wipe your chin.

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    Yeah, clearly my sarcastic response in this thread is much more hateful than your venomous "let's kick the liberals out of the country" diatribe. Here's a thought. Maybe the next time you engage in ultrapartisan hackery and someone like myself attempts to diffuse such sillyness with sarcasm, you should probably realize that you made a mistake and apologize for it, rather than continue to troll.

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    Re: Liberals in southern Arizona seek to form new state

    Most of Washington state is conservative, but most of our population is liberal. There has been talk before of Eastern Washington splitting off from Western Washington, but since Western Washington is where all of our economy is, Eastern Washington is content to stay and mooch off of Western Washington for now.

    It's like this in most states.
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    Re: Liberals in southern Arizona seek to form new state

    Quote Originally Posted by TheBook View Post
    Most of Washington state is conservative, but most of our population is liberal. There has been talk before of Eastern Washington splitting off from Western Washington, but since Western Washington is where all of our economy is, Eastern Washington is content to stay and mooch off of Western Washington for now.

    It's like this in most states.
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    Re: Liberals in southern Arizona seek to form new state

    They can have Mexico.
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    Re: Liberals in southern Arizona seek to form new state

    Quote Originally Posted by Singularity View Post
    Yeah, clearly my sarcastic response in this thread is much more hateful than your venomous "let's kick the liberals out of the country" diatribe. Here's a thought. Maybe the next time you engage in ultrapartisan hackery and someone like myself attempts to diffuse such sillyness with sarcasm, you should probably realize that you made a mistake and apologize for it, rather than continue to troll.
    Actually Singularity, I found your sarcasm hilarious.

    Maybe you should gather up all posts about that idea and post the idea in General Political Discussion. To be fair you should add some humorous anti-liberal sarcasm to be fair. You'd probably have some fun with it.

    If you're not interested, I'll probably post it tomorrow.

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