One Tin Soldier Walked Away..................
Mrs. Garrison: Welcome to Muslim-Sensitivity Training. It is important for us to understand why the Muslim feel the way they do, and why we can never show an image of Mohammed.
Kyle: No, Muslims can't show an image of Mohammed.
Mrs. Garrison: Kyle, you're net being very sensitive.
Cartman: Yeah, Kyle. Maybe you think this is funny, but the rest of us don't.
Mrs. Garrison: Let's all look at why Muslims are upset: [turns and picks up a stick of chalk] First of all, in the Muslim religion, you're not allowed to have what? [no response] Sex. Good. [writes "NO SEX" on the board] There's no sex until marriage in the Muslim world. [faces the class] Now, this would be fine except that in the Muslim religion you also can't... Anybody? [no response] Jack off. [writes "NO JACKING OFF" on the board] Okay, jacking it is strictly forbidden in the Muslim religion. [faces the class] And what do we know about the places Muslims live? They live in? [no response] Good, sand. [writes "SAND" on the board] Now put yourself in the shoes of a Muslim. It's Friday night, but you can't have sex, and you can't jack off. There's sand in your eyes and probably in the crack of your ass, and then some cartoon comes along from a country where people are getting laid, and mocks your prophet. Well you know what? I'd be pretty pissed off too!
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Ted Cruz is the dumbest person alive.
One Tin Soldier Walked Away..................
Fiddling While Rome Burns
Carthago Delenda Est
"I used to roll the dice; see the fear in my enemies' eyes... listen as the crowd would sing, 'now the old king is dead, Long Live the King.'.."
Islam should be modernized in the sense that an emphasis should be put on leading a sinless and pure life but accepting others for not wanting to go down that same path, Islam should be modernized to accept that religion is a lifestyle choice that should not be imposed under any circumstances.
It should be modernized to promote greater equality between genders and to emphasize that gender discrimination is a sin, Jihad should be scrapped entirely to limit room for misinterpretation and Shariah law should be recognized as an outdated and incompatible notion in the 21st century.
Above all Islam should recognize that it is the duty of every Muslim to help a brother or non-Muslim correct his ways when he is sinful but to accept the way he is should he continue to sin and pray that Allah will intervene and help him and to never discriminate against that person or use force/violence unless this sin could cause death to other members of society (one can take homosexuality as an example. so, recognize that homosexuality is a sin but not prosecute them for this and be accepting of there ways. Closest way we can fit this into a religious society without sparking a witchhunt like what we see in Iran. Lets face it, homosexuality will always be a sin in religious circles).
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"If religious instruction were not allowed until the child had attained the age of reason, we would be living in quite a different world" - Christopher Hitchens
> Good to be back, but I'm only visiting for a few weeks. <
So, sure you have a few nuts like this and like Abortion clinic bombers and crazed lunitic mothers drowning their kids because she believes the devil is inside them or the 2 or 3 nut cases that kill their wifes because they believe that god told them too but is not in the Christian culture to do this today.... Main stream christianith does not support these actions, Main stream Islam supports it even among the so called moderate muslims.
Why are Liberals so quick to condem christians yet fail to see the problems of Islam? or fluff it off as a small group of fanatics, Really? why not just fluff off the small group of Christian fanatics as well? hmm
Side note I am not a practicing religious person, I have issue with all organized religions today, I believe what I believe and no group will tell me what to believe... So please don't paint me as a religious fanatic. I support all peoples rights to practice what ever religion they want as long as it does not interfear with my life... Period. Including Islam.. An Islam right now is.
Here is a spread sheet with EVERY Islamic Murder since September 11 2001 around the world, look at it and try to apply the same for Christan murders around the world...
Hint from 9-11-01 to 4-29-11 there are been 91,918 murders commited by Muslims and 147,184 Injured.. That a total of 239,102 people directly affected by Islam
Islamic Murders since 911.xlsx
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Left vs Right, like two retards fighting it out over whom is more retarded.