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    Re: Archaeologists Find 'Gay Caveman' Near Prague

    Quote Originally Posted by the makeout hobo View Post
    Why do you equate manliness with homophobia? Look at the early greeks. Some of them were manlier than almost anyone else in history, and they loved their butt sex
    And assuming the gay man is weak.

    But there is no way to know that this caveman is gay, it's an interesting theory though, albeit one that would be near impossible to prove.
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    Re: Archaeologists Find 'Gay Caveman' Near Prague

    Quote Originally Posted by OscarB63 View Post
    wtf...was he buried ass up or something? were the kneebones worn down from constant kneeling?
    His burial spot was extremely neat, there were cat bones next to him, as well as a copy of Sex in the City, Season 1.

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    Re: Archaeologists Find 'Gay Caveman' Near Prague

    Quote Originally Posted by Councilman View Post
    Maybe they just didn't like him and decided to dishonor him. I somehow doubt a gay person would live long around manly cavemen.
    Actually, many those so-called 'manly cavemen' may have been included among his lovers - especially those who held political power within the tribe. This is known as the "Ed Shrock Larry Craig" Theory. Crazily enough, the research demonstrates that the more a manly caveman hated homosexuals, the more likely it was that they enjoyed coital relations with the man buried here.

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    Re: Archaeologists Find 'Gay Caveman' Near Prague

    Quote Originally Posted by danarhea View Post
    There's gotta be a clip from the Flintstones, somewhere in the archives.

    Next week in the National Enquirer: Were Fred and Barney secret lovers? And why was Dino Purple? And, finally, did Jesus really say that homosexuality would lead to sex between man and dinosaur, or was Pat Robertson's ancestor also just being a hateful dick?

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    Re: Archaeologists Find 'Gay Caveman' Near Prague

    Maybe he was a domesticated house husband who watched over the cave while wifey went to hunt caribou or maybe she did it because his lazy ass couldn't be bothered to do it so he stayed at home and played with the dinnerware. Perhaps he had a fascination for pottery and never liked to engage in the brutish act of stabbing and slicing open animals. It is also possible he was a bachelor who spent all his time alone in the cave masturbating and thus had to tend to his own meals.

    Why must experienced scientists look at a guy buried with pots and pans and conclude "Aha! No self-respecting man would want to be buried with these so he must be a homo"?
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    Re: Archaeologists Find 'Gay Caveman' Near Prague

    Quote Originally Posted by Councilman View Post
    Maybe they just didn't like him and decided to dishonor him. I somehow doubt a gay person would live long around manly cavemen.
    You are so wrong. Tell me that this guy wasn't gay:

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    Re: Archaeologists Find 'Gay Caveman' Near Prague

    Well that's an interesting leap of logic. Maybe he was just metro.
    He touched her over her bra and underpants, she says, and guided her hand to touch him over his underwear
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    Re: Archaeologists Find 'Gay Caveman' Near Prague

    Quote Originally Posted by Barbbtx View Post
    He was the first stay at home mom. All they have to do is find his woman. I'm sure she'll be buried with weapons and tools.
    I believe they've found women like that. Warrior women, so to speak.
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    Re: Archaeologists Find 'Gay Caveman' Near Prague

    Quote Originally Posted by Demon of Light View Post
    Why must experienced scientists look at a guy buried with pots and pans and conclude "Aha! No self-respecting man would want to be buried with these so he must be a homo"?
    Because he was buried facing the way women faced.
    The Makeout Hobo is real, and does indeed travel around the country in his van and make out with ladies... If you meet the Makeout Hobo, it is customary to greet him with a shot of whiskey and a high five (if you are a dude) or passionate makeouts (if you are a lady).

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    Re: Archaeologists Find 'Gay Caveman' Near Prague

    Quote Originally Posted by the makeout hobo View Post
    Because he was buried facing the way women faced.
    No, he was buried on the side the women were buried on, but facing the direction men faced.

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