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    Antigay Rev. Arrested for Masturbating in a Park

    Quote Originally Posted by http://www.advocate.com/News/Daily_News/2011/02/28/Antigay_Rev_Arrested_with_Masturbating_in_Park/
    One of the loudest voices against the annual Southern Decadence festival in New Orleans's French Quarter was arrested Friday afternoon for masturbating in a public park.

    Rev. Grant Storms, 53, was arrested at Lafreniere Park in Metairie, La., a suburb outside of New Orleans, according to the Times-Picayune. He told police he was having lunch in a van with his friend, but needed to urinate, so he used a bottle instead of a bathroom.

    Two women in the park saw Storms reportedly masturbating in his van, while watching children, and notified a parks employee who proceeded to call police.

    Storms was released from the Jefferson Parish Correctional Center due to jail overcrowding.

    Storms has orchestrated counter-events for Southern Decadence in the past, and in 2004, filed a lawsuit against gay rights group Action Wisconsin for defamation, but the suit was thrown out of court. He has also been an advocate for cleaning up the French Quarter, and has gone as far as filming sexual acts that took place during Southern Decadence, and screening his videos to lawmakers as a way to coerce them to stop allowing the annual festival from taking place.
    I find it incredibly ironic and telling that this kind of thing keeps happening.

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    Re: Antigay Rev. Arrested for Masturbating in a Park

    Quote Originally Posted by Temporal View Post
    I find it incredibly ironic and telling that this kind of thing keeps happening.
    And, in other news, Fred Phelps expressed remorse that he only masturbates and has sex with male horses where nobody can see him do it.
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    Re: Antigay Rev. Arrested for Masturbating in a Park

    Maybe we should bear in mind that the man has been accused, not convicted, and the only evidence is the testimony of two witnesses, who could be mistaken, or possibly even seeking revenge for something.

    It does happen.

    We've got this innocent until proven guilty thing, too.

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    Re: Antigay Rev. Arrested for Masturbating in a Park

    Uhm, really, even if he is anti-gay, what would the relevance of that be to this story. He wasn't with another man, was he?
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    Re: Antigay Rev. Arrested for Masturbating in a Park

    Quote Originally Posted by X Factor View Post
    Uhm, really, even if he is anti-gay, what would the relevance of that be to this story. He wasn't with another man, was he?
    I think what he meant is the irony of how many people who speak out against the immorality of the homosexuals go on to do things that are really, really creepy.

    Like masturbating in public. Just 'cause.
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    Re: Antigay Rev. Arrested for Masturbating in a Park

    Quote Originally Posted by TheBook View Post
    I think what he meant is the irony of how many people who speak out against the immorality of the homosexuals go on to do things that are really, really creepy.

    Like masturbating in public. Just 'cause.
    Are you saying masturbation is immoral?
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    Re: Antigay Rev. Arrested for Masturbating in a Park

    Quote Originally Posted by X Factor View Post
    Are you saying masturbation is immoral?
    in public, it is at least indecent....
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    Re: Antigay Rev. Arrested for Masturbating in a Park

    Quote Originally Posted by X Factor View Post
    Uhm, really, even if he is anti-gay, what would the relevance of that be to this story. He wasn't with another man, was he?
    I think the kicker is that he could have been masturbating to children in the park.
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    Re: Antigay Rev. Arrested for Masturbating in a Park

    Cock-knockin' van's a rockin'.

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    Re: Antigay Rev. Arrested for Masturbating in a Park

    Ok, this guy's a scumbag...and?

    I think if we held Lefties to this same standard, on everything, Lefties would like the biggest yocks in the world.
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    At least Bill saved his transgressions for grown women. Not suggesting what he did was OK. But he didn't chase 14 year olds.

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