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Antigay Rev. Arrested for Masturbating in a Park

danarhea said:
And, in other news, Fred Phelps expressed remorse that he only masturbates and has sex with male horses where nobody can see him do it.
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Just out of curiosity, why did you use Fred Phelps in your example? I mean, why not a local preacher?
 
madman said:
yep! under rug; swept! that's the ticket
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Actually, asptd has a point that you apparently missed. The only thing this thread shows is that one guy is a perv(allegedly). It is impossible to draw any further accurate conclusions from this. Since the guy in question is some one we already knew was a scumbag, all in all it is pretty anti-climatic.
 
I’ve pissed in many a bottle/jug over the years,and when you're done you have to shake the,eh,er dew off so it doest leave a wet spot.…:roll:.

One of the advantages of driving a big truck is its kinda hard for busybodies to peer in and see what your doing without jumping on a running board. If I were the rev though, I think I would have looked for a nearby restroom though.:2wave:
 
donc said:
I’ve pissed in many a bottle/jug over the years,and when you're done you have to shake the,eh,er dew off so it doest leave a wet spot.…:roll:.

One of the advantages of driving a big truck is its kinda hard for busybodies to peer in and see what your doing without jumping on a running board. If I were the rev though, I think I would have looked for a nearby restroom though.:2wave:
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The park I expect has public washrooms

I wonder who his friend was? Sitting in the van watching another "urinate" is not something most "friends" will do
 
I can't believe nobody got my reference, ya'll some musical illiterates :p
 
What's the world coming to when a White upper-middle-class militant bush-loving GOP god-hates-fags radical religious pro-life anti-Obama rightly can't publicly masturbate into a bottle of piss from the door of his kidnapper van at a park full of small children and apparently old ladies also?


I bet he buys fuel from BP, too.
 
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marduc said:
had you typed horton instead of horting....
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I know, I had to convert it to a verb, because horten your heat doesn't make sense.
 
megaprogman said:
I know, I had to convert it to a verb, because horten your heat doesn't make sense.
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how about heating your horton? or the reverend was just trying to give his horton some heat.
 
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marduc said:
how about heating your horton? or the reverend was just trying to give his horton some heat.
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Reverend hears a who while heating his horton.
 
megaprogman said:
Reverend hears a who while heating his horton.
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The reverend was watching who while heating his horton?

ok now its getting overplayed, but amusing still
 
marduc said:
The reverend was watching who while heating his horton?

ok now its getting overplayed, but amusing still
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You can do it in a park
You can do it in the dark
You can do it with your hand
You can do it while you stand

When horting your heat in plain view
Do no do what this reverend do.
 
The man should never have had exposed himself in the first place. If he needed to use the bathroom, there are facilities for that.
 
Mr. Invisible said:
The man should never have had exposed himself in the first place. If he needed to use the bathroom, there are facilities for that.
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could we PLEASE not pretend he was urinating?
 
Redress said:
Since the guy in question is some one we already knew was a scumbag, all in all it is pretty anti-climatic.
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Well the allegation is that what he was doing was too climactic. That's the problem.
 
X Factor said:
Well the allegation is that what he was doing was too climactic. That's the problem.
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I bet when he got caught it was very anti-climatic
 
megaprogman said:
You can do it in a park
You can do it in the dark
You can do it with your hand
You can do it while you stand

When horting your heat in plain view
Do no do what this reverend do.
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I wish I could double thank, this is one reason why you are one of my favorite posters here.

On a side note, Dr. Seuss' birthday is tomorrow.

On a topical relevant note. This guy has been charged, not convicted. If he's guilty, than shame on him. If he's innocent, then that's that.
 
digsbe said:
I wish I could double thank, this is one reason why you are one of my favorite posters here.

On a side note, Dr. Seuss' birthday is tomorrow.

On a topical relevant note. This guy has been charged, not convicted. If he's guilty, than shame on him. If he's innocent, then that's that.
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I am simply treating this thread with the seriousness it deserves.
 
Poor rev, it just took him a little longer to shake the dew off. :(
 
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