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    Re: Antigay Rev. Arrested for Masturbating in a Park

    Quote Originally Posted by donc View Post
    I’ve pissed in many a bottle/jug over the years,and when you're done you have to shake the,eh,er dew off so it doest leave a wet spot.….

    One of the advantages of driving a big truck is its kinda hard for busybodies to peer in and see what your doing without jumping on a running board. If I were the rev though, I think I would have looked for a nearby restroom though.
    The park I expect has public washrooms

    I wonder who his friend was? Sitting in the van watching another "urinate" is not something most "friends" will do
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    Re: Antigay Rev. Arrested for Masturbating in a Park

    Quote Originally Posted by Temporal View Post
    I find it incredibly ironic and telling that this kind of thing keeps happening.
    Just another reason to plow over New Orleans, as if we needed one.

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    Re: Antigay Rev. Arrested for Masturbating in a Park

    Quote Originally Posted by disneydude View Post
    Love it when these hypocrites are exposed.
    I love your -likely unintentional- but amusing double entendre here.
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    Re: Antigay Rev. Arrested for Masturbating in a Park

    I can't believe nobody got my reference, ya'll some musical illiterates :P

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    Re: Antigay Rev. Arrested for Masturbating in a Park

    Quote Originally Posted by megaprogman View Post
    I can't believe nobody got my reference, ya'll some musical illiterates :P
    had you typed horton instead of horting....
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    Re: Antigay Rev. Arrested for Masturbating in a Park

    What's the world coming to when a White upper-middle-class militant bush-loving GOP god-hates-fags radical religious pro-life anti-Obama rightly can't publicly masturbate into a bottle of piss from the door of his kidnapper van at a park full of small children and apparently old ladies also?


    I bet he buys fuel from BP, too.
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    Re: Antigay Rev. Arrested for Masturbating in a Park

    Quote Originally Posted by marduc View Post
    had you typed horton instead of horting....
    I know, I had to convert it to a verb, because horten your heat doesn't make sense.

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    Re: Antigay Rev. Arrested for Masturbating in a Park

    Quote Originally Posted by megaprogman View Post
    I know, I had to convert it to a verb, because horten your heat doesn't make sense.
    how about heating your horton? or the reverend was just trying to give his horton some heat.
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    Re: Antigay Rev. Arrested for Masturbating in a Park

    Quote Originally Posted by marduc View Post
    how about heating your horton? or the reverend was just trying to give his horton some heat.
    Reverend hears a who while heating his horton.

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    Re: Antigay Rev. Arrested for Masturbating in a Park

    Quote Originally Posted by megaprogman View Post
    Reverend hears a who while heating his horton.
    The reverend was watching who while heating his horton?

    ok now its getting overplayed, but amusing still
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