In other news, France is keeping a close eye on developments in Switzerland. Should the Swiss bill pass, France will declare a national holiday, which will forever be on their calendar. No more will the French surrender each time a stray bullet accidentally finds its way into French air space, because no more bullets will be accidentally finding their way into French air space.Swiss voters will take part in a nationwide referendum tomorrow that will decide whether to scrap a controversial law that allows citizens to keep guns at home according to a tradition going back to the country's legendary folk hero, William Tell.
And, in other news, Switzerland, the land of William Tell, will no longer be known for its freedoms, as one of freedom's last bastions will have been taken away from them. Pity that the Swiss didn't have a US Constitution, along with a Second Amendment, to protect their right to bear arms. So willing to surrender their freedoms, the Swiss might as well be French now.
NOTE: 2 France bashes in one post. Damn, I'm good.
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