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    Drunk pilot forgets destination, jailed

    LONDON: An American pilot has been jailed for being so drunk at the Heathrow airport that he could not remember where he was flying to when asked by security officials.

    A report in the Daily Express said George La Perle, 49, who flew for Delta Airlines, was found to be four and a half times over the alcohol limit. He told security staff he was flying to New York. But his actual destination was Detroit. Upon being questioned, he told the security staff he had just had a few beers the previous evening. He has been jailed for six months.
    Actually, I don't blame him. If I knew I was going to Detroit, I would get drunk on my ass too.

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    Re: Drunk pilot forgets destination, jailed

    I hate flying. And, if I was on this plane and found out the pilot was **** faced, I would be lookin' to bitch slap the mother ****er.
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    At least Bill saved his transgressions for grown women. Not suggesting what he did was OK. But he didn't chase 14 year olds.

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    Re: Drunk pilot forgets destination, jailed

    Quote Originally Posted by danarhea View Post
    Actually, I don't blame him. If I knew I was going to Detroit, I would get drunk on my ass too.

    Article is here.

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    Re: Drunk pilot forgets destination, jailed

    Quote Originally Posted by danarhea View Post
    Actually, I don't blame him. If I knew I was going to Detroit, I would get drunk on my ass too.

    Article is here.
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    Re: Drunk pilot forgets destination, jailed

    Quote Originally Posted by apdst View Post
    I hate flying. And, if I was on this plane and found out the pilot was **** faced, I would be lookin' to bitch slap the mother ****er.
    What, a pilot can't get drunk every once and a while like the rest of you?
    He touched her over her bra and underpants, she says, and guided her hand to touch him over his underwear
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    We’ll say what? Something like “nothing happened” ... Yeah, we might say something like that.

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    Re: Drunk pilot forgets destination, jailed

    Half the time I forget where I'm going and I'm usually sober! lol
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    Re: Drunk pilot forgets destination, jailed

    Quote Originally Posted by ksu_aviator View Post
    Half the time I forget where I'm going and I'm usually sober! lol
    My answer to "where are you going" is usually "I don't know but I'm sure I'll be standing here again sometime tomorrow."
    He touched her over her bra and underpants, she says, and guided her hand to touch him over his underwear
    Quote Originally Posted by Lutherf View Post
    We’ll say what? Something like “nothing happened” ... Yeah, we might say something like that.

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    Re: Drunk pilot forgets destination, jailed

    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    My answer to "where are you going" is usually "I don't know but I'm sure I'll be standing here again sometime tomorrow."
    "Could you tell me why Delta Flight 1512 is late and switched gates?"
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    Re: Drunk pilot forgets destination, jailed

    Quote Originally Posted by ksu_aviator View Post
    "Could you tell me why Delta Flight 1512 is late and switched gates?"
    "Had to stop and ask for directions."
    He touched her over her bra and underpants, she says, and guided her hand to touch him over his underwear
    Quote Originally Posted by Lutherf View Post
    We’ll say what? Something like “nothing happened” ... Yeah, we might say something like that.

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