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    Jack LaLanne dead at 96

    American fitness guru Jack LaLanne died Sunday afternoon at his home in Morro Bay, California, according to his long-time agent, Rick Hersh. He was 96.
    Services will be held tomorrow, and in lieu of cremation or burial, LaLanne's body will be put through a power juicer, before being poured into the Atlantic Ocean.

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    Re: Jack LaLanne dead at 96

    That's too bad... The guy was a legend. At least he lived a full life.

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    Re: Jack LaLanne dead at 96

    RIP Jack. You were the most in shape man ever. Right to the end.
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    Re: Jack LaLanne dead at 96

    The man was an inspiration.

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    Re: Jack LaLanne dead at 96

    He invested in his health; he was wise.

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