“Monkey” bars?? What are you saying?
The bottom line is that the governor went all in to get the BC and he couldn’t fine one. There isn’t a BC for little Barry. After he announced that he was looking and going to find it no matter what someone spoke to him and not he remembers that it wouldn’t be legal to show it if he had found it, which he didn’t.
I agree that his place of birth is less important than who his father was and where he was educated as a boy. Our founders worried about a boy born to a non citizen being educated aboard and then returning to take the helm of our military. They worried so much that they put it in the Constitution.