Reminds me of an old joke, here it is modified for modern times.
Sarah Palin and the Pope were on a boat fishing, following their boat was a boat full of reporters. A sudden wind whipped up and blew the Pope's hat off. None of the crew on the Pope's boat could quite reach it. The reporters put down their cameras to assist, but the hat just stayed far enough away to keep from being nabbed. All feared the hat would be lost forever. Mrs. Palin calmly climbed over the side, walked across the water, picked up the hat, knocked the water off it and returned it to a stunned but grateful Pope. The reporters, cameras rolling immediately started filing their stories! This sort of story had to get out immediately! MSNBC was first to report, with a big banner splashed across their screen for BREAKING NEWS!!! The headline read: "SARAH PALIN: Outdoors woman and fitness fanatic CANNOT SWIM!"