View Poll Results: What is causing these world wide animal kills?

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  • Fireworks spooked them and they ran into things.

    0 0%
  • Thunderstorms.

    0 0%
  • Something is wrong with the environment.

    1 25.00%
  • God killed them for non belief.

    1 25.00%
  • Jim Jones reincarnated as a blackbird.

    2 50.00%
  • Captain Courtesy banned them.

    2 50.00%
  • Binge drinking.

    1 25.00%
  • After years of abuse, statues decided to get even with birds,

    2 50.00%
  • Ted Nugent is on a roll.

    1 25.00%
  • DanaRhea and his flatulent ass did a world tour.

    2 50.00%
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Thread: 40,000 crabs join slew of animal-death mysteries

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    40,000 crabs join slew of animal-death mysteries

    About 50 to 100 dead birds were discovered on a highway in central Sweden Tuesday. Scientists don't know what killed the jackdaws but one veterinarian suspects they may have been frightened by fireworks and then run over by a car.
    Bird, fish, crab, and other animal deaths, have not been confined to Arkansas. In England, Sweden, and other nations, mass deaths have been rampant. Is there a coverup going on as to the reason? Is it just a coincidence? Did God do it to them because a few of them might be gay, or possibly believe in Pat Robertson? Who knows? I certainly don't. So answer the poll and let's find out.

    EDIT: Oops, forgot the link. Here it is. LOL.
    Last edited by danarhea; 01-06-11 at 09:34 PM.
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