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Thousands of birds fall from the sky in Arkansas

I’m guessing that these birds are on the tail end of evolution. They should have gotten south a few hours earlier.

The early bird gets the worm and the late bird gets his tail feathers frozen. With frozen tail feathers you can’t fly so you fall into a tail spin, speed increases as you fall and you start to sweat form fear, the sweat freezes and you hit the ground like a hail stone.

Why do you want to fish like that... won't it kill the fish?

The last fish I ate was dead.
 
I’m guessing that these birds are on the tail end of evolution. They should have gotten south a few hours earlier.

The early bird gets the worm and the late bird gets his tail feathers frozen. With frozen tail feathers you can’t fly so you fall into a tail spin, speed increases as you fall and you start to sweat form fear, the sweat freezes and you hit the ground like a hail stone.



The last fish I ate was dead.

This is their south :) It's as south as they go - probably migrated down from Canada.
 
It's Arkansas, I blame Bill Clinton.
 
It's Arkansas, I blame Bill Clinton.

LOL - yeah - lots of people are dead because of him!

Everyone who was involved with his previous issues has kicked the bucket.
 
LOL - yeah - lots of people are dead because of him!

Everyone who was involved with his previous issues has kicked the bucket.

the fish died from lead poisoning. lead from all the bullets in the bodies Clinton's hoods dumped in the river finally starting to leach out into the water.
 
the fish died from lead poisoning. lead from all the bullets in the bodies Clinton's hoods dumped in the river finally starting to leach out into the water.

The fish died, because there are too many curly-fry light bulbs being dumped into Ar-Kansas landfills.
 
The fish died, because there are too many curly-fry light bulbs being dumped into Ar-Kansas landfills.


Ya see I used to talk like this. Its a joke. But its a joke that angers (so I hoped at least) liberals.
I have no opinion on it except to explain what I used to think. My mentality was I just wanted to show how DAMN stupid liberals were at EVERY freakin' step. ANd it was a reflection of how much I despised their "stupid ignorance" on every level. Its an innocent comment to be sure.
 
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