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    Re: Thousands of birds fall from the sky in Arkansas

    I’m guessing that these birds are on the tail end of evolution. They should have gotten south a few hours earlier.

    The early bird gets the worm and the late bird gets his tail feathers frozen. With frozen tail feathers you can’t fly so you fall into a tail spin, speed increases as you fall and you start to sweat form fear, the sweat freezes and you hit the ground like a hail stone.

    Why do you want to fish like that... won't it kill the fish?
    The last fish I ate was dead.

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    Re: Thousands of birds fall from the sky in Arkansas

    Quote Originally Posted by Iron River View Post
    I’m guessing that these birds are on the tail end of evolution. They should have gotten south a few hours earlier.

    The early bird gets the worm and the late bird gets his tail feathers frozen. With frozen tail feathers you can’t fly so you fall into a tail spin, speed increases as you fall and you start to sweat form fear, the sweat freezes and you hit the ground like a hail stone.



    The last fish I ate was dead.
    This is their south It's as south as they go - probably migrated down from Canada.
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    Re: Thousands of birds fall from the sky in Arkansas

    What the hell is going on down there in Ark?

    Arkansas Game & Fish is trying to figure out why 100,000 fish in Northwest Arkansas turned up dead. They were found along a 20-mile stretch between the Ozark Dam and Highway 109 Bridge in Franklin County.

    Dead fish cover 20-miles of Arkansas River - todaysthv.com | KTHV | Little Rock, AR

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    Re: Thousands of birds fall from the sky in Arkansas

    Quote Originally Posted by j-mac View Post
    What the hell is going on down there in Ark?




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    Re: Thousands of birds fall from the sky in Arkansas

    Quote Originally Posted by Aunt Spiker View Post
    It's our southern charm.

    We just knock everyone's socks off.

    More than socks, if all the wild life is dying.


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    Re: Thousands of birds fall from the sky in Arkansas

    Quote Originally Posted by j-mac View Post
    More than socks, if all the wild life is dying.


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    Fish and birds.

    The damned racoons can go any day now!
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    Re: Thousands of birds fall from the sky in Arkansas

    It's Arkansas, I blame Bill Clinton.
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    Re: Thousands of birds fall from the sky in Arkansas

    Quote Originally Posted by OscarB63 View Post
    It's Arkansas, I blame Bill Clinton.
    LOL - yeah - lots of people are dead because of him!

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    Re: Thousands of birds fall from the sky in Arkansas

    Quote Originally Posted by Aunt Spiker View Post
    LOL - yeah - lots of people are dead because of him!

    Everyone who was involved with his previous issues has kicked the bucket.
    the fish died from lead poisoning. lead from all the bullets in the bodies Clinton's hoods dumped in the river finally starting to leach out into the water.
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    Re: Thousands of birds fall from the sky in Arkansas

    Quote Originally Posted by OscarB63 View Post
    the fish died from lead poisoning. lead from all the bullets in the bodies Clinton's hoods dumped in the river finally starting to leach out into the water.
    The fish died, because there are too many curly-fry light bulbs being dumped into Ar-Kansas landfills.
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    At least Bill saved his transgressions for grown women. Not suggesting what he did was OK. But he didn't chase 14 year olds.

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