Excerpted from “Clinton Refuses to Leave White House; Installs Self in Oval Office,” The Borowitz Report, DECEMBER 11, 2010
It seemed like a good idea at the time.
But twenty-four hours after former President Bill Clinton appeared at the White House to endorse President Obama’s tax plan, Mr. Obama is “still looking for the right way to ask him to leave,” an aide confirmed today.
The aide said that Mr. Obama decided to play “a waiting game” with Mr. Clinton, explaining, “Even the Salahis left eventually.”
But after spending the night “crashing in the Lincoln Bedroom,” the former President was back in the Oval Office, chatting away on the phone.
“He could be there for awhile,” the aide said. “He’s talking to Bernie Sanders.”