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    Edwards funeral to be picketed by controversial church

    A church that pickets funerals to protest what it calls American immorality says its members will be picketing the service this Saturday for Elizabeth Edwards, who died of breast cancer on Tuesday.
    You know, I try not to be sanctimonious, but in this case, damn it, I just cannot help it.

    To Fred Phelps - God hates you. When you finally do the world a favor, by dying, every self respecting Christian, Jew, Muslim, and every other member of a denomination somewhere in the world, is going to spit on your grave. You are going straight to hell. You are dog droppings..... Oops, scratch that one. I don't want to insult dog droppings. Jesus Christ is going to kick your ass, and after that, Satan will have sex with it, and make you gay, and you will love it so much that you will marry Adolf Hitler when you get below. Mother Theresa will show up, right before you go to hell, and kick you in the balls.... Wait, that can't happen. You don't have any balls. She will kick you in the pussy, which is ALL of you. Michael Jackson will do the moondance on your ass, Liberace will give you a tune up, and Boy George will really hurt you........................

    You know, there is so much more that I want to post about you, but I realize that there is only so much space available on the world's internet servers, so I will just leave it at that.......

    Oh yea, just one more thing, Fred.

    YOU SUCK!!

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    Re: Edwards funeral to be picketed by controversial church

    Mr. Edwards (cheating asshole) might almost deserve to have his funeral picketed by those unspeakably horiffic assholes that call themselves a church - but his wife surely does not.


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    One more thing, Fred.

    YOU SUCK!!
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    Re: Edwards funeral to be picketed by controversial church

    Quote Originally Posted by danarhea View Post
    You know, I try not to be sanctimonious, but in this case, damn it, I just cannot help it.

    To Fred Phelps - God hates you. When you finally do the world a favor, and die, every self respecting Christian, Jew, Muslim, and every other member of a denomination somewhere in the world, is going to spit on your grave. You are going straight to hell. You are dog droppings..... Oops, scratch that one. I don't want to insult dog droppings. Jesus Christ is going to kick your ass, and after that, Satan will have sex with it, and make you gay, and you will love it so much that you will marry Adolf Hitler when you get below. Mother Theresa will show up, right before you go to hell, and kick you in the balls.... Wait, that can't happen. You don't have any balls. She will kick you in the pussy, which is ALL of you. Michael Jackson will do the moondance on your ass, Liberace will give you a tune up, and Boy George will really hurt you........................

    You know, there is so much more that I want to post about you, but I realize that there is only so much space available on the world's internet servers, so I will just leave it at that.......

    One more thing, Fred.

    YOU SUCK!!

    Article is here.
    Damn, I want to buy Danarhea a beer....

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    Re: Edwards funeral to be picketed by controversial church

    There is currently a vet who lost both legs being prosecuted for stalking these people after one of their "protests" .

    Were I on his jury, he would walk, so to speak.

    The provocation these evil people inspire is totally understandable to me.

    It's what they're after, they are to blame because of that.

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    Re: Edwards funeral to be picketed by controversial church

    Some grieving parent burying their fallen soldier, their son or daughter, is going to snap one of these days.



    If I'm on the jury, they're going to walk free.

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    Re: Edwards funeral to be picketed by controversial church

    Quote Originally Posted by Goshin View Post
    Some grieving parent burying their fallen soldier, their son or daughter, is going to snap one of these days.



    If I'm on the jury, they're going to walk free.
    The Edwards family should contact the Patriot Guard. They shielded the family of a fallen solider here a few years ago from the same sicko bastard family - Phelps.

    If there is a hell, Phelps and his ilk will burn in it.
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    Re: Edwards funeral to be picketed by controversial church

    Fred Phelps is an awful disgusting human being. I swear I am going to picket his funeral.
    "This would be the best of all possible worlds, if there were no religion in it." -John Adams

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    Quote Originally Posted by qwertyuiop View Post
    Fred Phelps is an awful disgusting human being. I swear I am going to picket his funeral.
    Wouldn't that make you just as much an awful, disgusting human being? Even scum deserve to bury their dead in peace.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viktyr Korimir View Post
    Wouldn't that make you just as much an awful, disgusting human being? Even scum deserve to bury their dead in peace.
    I'm sorry. I wasn't entirely being serious, and I do realize that it would be hypocritical. It is just these people make me so angry! How can they possibly believe things like they believe?
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    Re: Edwards funeral to be picketed by controversial church

    How do people believe anything? They believe what they were taught. And nobody ever taught those subhumans the concept of basic decency.

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