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Edwards funeral to be picketed by controversial church

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A church that pickets funerals to protest what it calls American immorality says its members will be picketing the service this Saturday for Elizabeth Edwards, who died of breast cancer on Tuesday.

You know, I try not to be sanctimonious, but in this case, damn it, I just cannot help it.

To Fred Phelps - God hates you. When you finally do the world a favor, by dying, every self respecting Christian, Jew, Muslim, and every other member of a denomination somewhere in the world, is going to spit on your grave. You are going straight to hell. You are dog droppings..... Oops, scratch that one. I don't want to insult dog droppings. Jesus Christ is going to kick your ass, and after that, Satan will have sex with it, and make you gay, and you will love it so much that you will marry Adolf Hitler when you get below. Mother Theresa will show up, right before you go to hell, and kick you in the balls.... Wait, that can't happen. You don't have any balls. She will kick you in the *****, which is ALL of you. Michael Jackson will do the moondance on your ass, Liberace will give you a tune up, and Boy George will really hurt you........................

You know, there is so much more that I want to post about you, but I realize that there is only so much space available on the world's internet servers, so I will just leave it at that.......

Oh yea, just one more thing, Fred.

YOU SUCK!!

Article is here.
 
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Mr. Edwards (cheating asshole) might almost deserve to have his funeral picketed by those unspeakably horiffic assholes that call themselves a church - but his wife surely does not.


Edit: Also,
One more thing, Fred.

YOU SUCK!!
:yt
 
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You know, I try not to be sanctimonious, but in this case, damn it, I just cannot help it.

To Fred Phelps - God hates you. When you finally do the world a favor, and die, every self respecting Christian, Jew, Muslim, and every other member of a denomination somewhere in the world, is going to spit on your grave. You are going straight to hell. You are dog droppings..... Oops, scratch that one. I don't want to insult dog droppings. Jesus Christ is going to kick your ass, and after that, Satan will have sex with it, and make you gay, and you will love it so much that you will marry Adolf Hitler when you get below. Mother Theresa will show up, right before you go to hell, and kick you in the balls.... Wait, that can't happen. You don't have any balls. She will kick you in the *****, which is ALL of you. Michael Jackson will do the moondance on your ass, Liberace will give you a tune up, and Boy George will really hurt you........................

You know, there is so much more that I want to post about you, but I realize that there is only so much space available on the world's internet servers, so I will just leave it at that.......

One more thing, Fred.

YOU SUCK!!

Article is here.

Damn, I want to buy Danarhea a beer....
 
There is currently a vet who lost both legs being prosecuted for stalking these people after one of their "protests" .

Were I on his jury, he would walk, so to speak.

The provocation these evil people inspire is totally understandable to me.

It's what they're after, they are to blame because of that.
 
Some grieving parent burying their fallen soldier, their son or daughter, is going to snap one of these days.



If I'm on the jury, they're going to walk free.
 
Some grieving parent burying their fallen soldier, their son or daughter, is going to snap one of these days.



If I'm on the jury, they're going to walk free.

The Edwards family should contact the Patriot Guard. They shielded the family of a fallen solider here a few years ago from the same sicko bastard family - Phelps.

If there is a hell, Phelps and his ilk will burn in it.
 
Fred Phelps is an awful disgusting human being. I swear I am going to picket his funeral.
 
Fred Phelps is an awful disgusting human being. I swear I am going to picket his funeral.

Wouldn't that make you just as much an awful, disgusting human being? Even scum deserve to bury their dead in peace.
 
Wouldn't that make you just as much an awful, disgusting human being? Even scum deserve to bury their dead in peace.

I'm sorry. I wasn't entirely being serious, and I do realize that it would be hypocritical. It is just these people make me so angry! How can they possibly believe things like they believe?
 
How do people believe anything? They believe what they were taught. And nobody ever taught those subhumans the concept of basic decency.
 
When you finally do the world a favor, by dying, every self respecting Christian, Jew, Muslim, and every other member of a denomination somewhere in the world, is going to spit on your grave.

Spit? I met at least a dozen people who will go further and deficate on his grave and/or piss on it... rather, thats what they want to do they hate Phelps that much.
 
You know, I try not to be sanctimonious, but in this case, damn it, I just cannot help it.

To Fred Phelps - God hates you. When you finally do the world a favor, by dying, every self respecting Christian, Jew, Muslim, and every other member of a denomination somewhere in the world, is going to spit on your grave. You are going straight to hell. You are dog droppings..... Oops, scratch that one. I don't want to insult dog droppings. Jesus Christ is going to kick your ass, and after that, Satan will have sex with it, and make you gay, and you will love it so much that you will marry Adolf Hitler when you get below. Mother Theresa will show up, right before you go to hell, and kick you in the balls.... Wait, that can't happen. You don't have any balls. She will kick you in the *****, which is ALL of you. Michael Jackson will do the moondance on your ass, Liberace will give you a tune up, and Boy George will really hurt you........................

You know, there is so much more that I want to post about you, but I realize that there is only so much space available on the world's internet servers, so I will just leave it at that.......

Oh yea, just one more thing, Fred.

YOU SUCK!!

Article is here.

When the old bastard dies hopefully there will a be a ton of people at his funeral with signs that say "God hates Fred Phelps", God hates the fagot ass wipe douche bag preacher named Fred Phelps(might be too long for a sign),"Fred Phelps is a douche bag" and maybe a protest sign with a picture of Fred Phelps being ****ed in the ass by flaming homosexual version of Satan.
 
How do people believe anything? They believe what they were taught. And nobody ever taught those subhumans the concept of basic decency.

I think it goes beyond that. These people were deliberately taught to hate.
 
When the old bastard dies hopefully there will a be a ton of people at his funeral with signs that say "God hates Fred Phelps", God hates the fagot ass wipe douche bag preacher named Fred Phelps(might be too long for a sign),"Fred Phelps is a douche bag" and maybe a protest sign with a picture of Fred Phelps being ****ed in the ass by flaming homosexual version of Satan.

You know what? I hope that when he dies, people just ignore his funeral. He is not important enough to warrant the effort.
 
You know what? I hope that when he dies, people just ignore his funeral. He is not important enough to warrant the effort.

If it was just Phelps who did what he did then sure ignore his funeral.However his family/congregation also participated. So a payback protest would also be aimed at them as well.
 
You know, I try not to be sanctimonious, but in this case, damn it, I just cannot help it.

To Fred Phelps - God hates you. When you finally do the world a favor, by dying, every self respecting Christian, Jew, Muslim, and every other member of a denomination somewhere in the world, is going to spit on your grave. You are going straight to hell. You are dog droppings..... Oops, scratch that one. I don't want to insult dog droppings. Jesus Christ is going to kick your ass, and after that, Satan will have sex with it, and make you gay, and you will love it so much that you will marry Adolf Hitler when you get below. Mother Theresa will show up, right before you go to hell, and kick you in the balls.... Wait, that can't happen. You don't have any balls. She will kick you in the *****, which is ALL of you. Michael Jackson will do the moondance on your ass, Liberace will give you a tune up, and Boy George will really hurt you........................

You know, there is so much more that I want to post about you, but I realize that there is only so much space available on the world's internet servers, so I will just leave it at that.......

Oh yea, just one more thing, Fred.

YOU SUCK!!

Article is here.
phelps and his ilk are a boil on the ass of humanity.
 
phelps and his ilk are a boil on the ass of humanity.
:ranton:
How DARE you insult all the kind and upstanding ass-boils out there!!!!!!

Especially mine!!!!!!!!!111

:2mad:

You anti-ass-boil bigot!!!

:rantoff:
:mrgreen:
 
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:ranton:
How DARE you insult all the kind and upstanding ass-boils out there!!!!!!

Especially mine!!!!!!!!!111

:2mad:

You anti-ass-boil bigot!!!

:rantoff:
:mrgreen:

Some day some aliens will do an in-depth study of this planet and determine that the Phelps clan was actually less-evolved than ass boils and most types of fungus.
 
Some day some aliens will do an in-depth study of this planet and determine that the Phelps clan was actually less-evolved than ass boils and most types of fungus.
At most, he and his ilk are a mutated spore in a fungi growing on a boil on the ass of a boil on the ass of a diseased wild boar...
 
:ranton:
How DARE you insult all the kind and upstanding ass-boils out there!!!!!!

Especially mine!!!!!!!!!111

:2mad:

You anti-ass-boil bigot!!!

:rantoff:
:mrgreen:
no offense meant to your boil...lol
 
You know, I try not to be sanctimonious, but in this case, damn it, I just cannot help it.

To Fred Phelps - God hates you. When you finally do the world a favor, by dying, every self respecting Christian, Jew, Muslim, and every other member of a denomination somewhere in the world, is going to spit on your grave. You are going straight to hell. You are dog droppings..... Oops, scratch that one. I don't want to insult dog droppings. Jesus Christ is going to kick your ass, and after that, Satan will have sex with it, and make you gay, and you will love it so much that you will marry Adolf Hitler when you get below. Mother Theresa will show up, right before you go to hell, and kick you in the balls.... Wait, that can't happen. You don't have any balls. She will kick you in the *****, which is ALL of you. Michael Jackson will do the moondance on your ass, Liberace will give you a tune up, and Boy George will really hurt you........................

You know, there is so much more that I want to post about you, but I realize that there is only so much space available on the world's internet servers, so I will just leave it at that.......

Oh yea, just one more thing, Fred.

YOU SUCK!!

Article is here.

This is why I'm against people being able to use religion as a weapon.
 
Fred Phelps and his ilk needs to get a beatdown or killed
 
:ranton:
How DARE you insult all the kind and upstanding ass-boils out there!!!!!!

Especially mine!!!!!!!!!111

:2mad:

You anti-ass-boil bigot!!!

:rantoff:
:mrgreen:

Pics or it didn't happen.

Oh!

And you can send those pics directly to randel. :mrgreen: Then he can't say I've never given him anything.. I'm just subcontracting it out.
 
You know what? I hope that when he dies, people just ignore his funeral. He is not important enough to warrant the effort.

agreed..
id rather they just toss him in a ditch or perhaps a dump somewhere.. no glory in the least...


god forbid they(he and his followers) somehow qualify for exemptions from taxation and are doing any of this on taxpayer's dime..
 
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