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    Re: Edwards funeral to be picketed by controversial church

    Quote Originally Posted by danarhea View Post
    When you finally do the world a favor, by dying, every self respecting Christian, Jew, Muslim, and every other member of a denomination somewhere in the world, is going to spit on your grave.
    Spit? I met at least a dozen people who will go further and deficate on his grave and/or piss on it... rather, thats what they want to do they hate Phelps that much.
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    Re: Edwards funeral to be picketed by controversial church

    Quote Originally Posted by Viktyr Korimir View Post
    How do people believe anything? They believe what they were taught. And nobody ever taught those subhumans the concept of basic decency.
    Excellent way to sum them up.
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    Re: Edwards funeral to be picketed by controversial church

    Quote Originally Posted by danarhea View Post
    You know, I try not to be sanctimonious, but in this case, damn it, I just cannot help it.

    To Fred Phelps - God hates you. When you finally do the world a favor, by dying, every self respecting Christian, Jew, Muslim, and every other member of a denomination somewhere in the world, is going to spit on your grave. You are going straight to hell. You are dog droppings..... Oops, scratch that one. I don't want to insult dog droppings. Jesus Christ is going to kick your ass, and after that, Satan will have sex with it, and make you gay, and you will love it so much that you will marry Adolf Hitler when you get below. Mother Theresa will show up, right before you go to hell, and kick you in the balls.... Wait, that can't happen. You don't have any balls. She will kick you in the pussy, which is ALL of you. Michael Jackson will do the moondance on your ass, Liberace will give you a tune up, and Boy George will really hurt you........................

    You know, there is so much more that I want to post about you, but I realize that there is only so much space available on the world's internet servers, so I will just leave it at that.......

    Oh yea, just one more thing, Fred.

    YOU SUCK!!

    Article is here.
    When the old bastard dies hopefully there will a be a ton of people at his funeral with signs that say "God hates Fred Phelps", God hates the fagot ass wipe douche bag preacher named Fred Phelps(might be too long for a sign),"Fred Phelps is a douche bag" and maybe a protest sign with a picture of Fred Phelps being ****ed in the ass by flaming homosexual version of Satan.
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    Re: Edwards funeral to be picketed by controversial church

    Quote Originally Posted by Viktyr Korimir View Post
    How do people believe anything? They believe what they were taught. And nobody ever taught those subhumans the concept of basic decency.
    I think it goes beyond that. These people were deliberately taught to hate.
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    Re: Edwards funeral to be picketed by controversial church

    Quote Originally Posted by jamesrage View Post
    When the old bastard dies hopefully there will a be a ton of people at his funeral with signs that say "God hates Fred Phelps", God hates the fagot ass wipe douche bag preacher named Fred Phelps(might be too long for a sign),"Fred Phelps is a douche bag" and maybe a protest sign with a picture of Fred Phelps being ****ed in the ass by flaming homosexual version of Satan.
    You know what? I hope that when he dies, people just ignore his funeral. He is not important enough to warrant the effort.
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    Re: Edwards funeral to be picketed by controversial church

    Quote Originally Posted by Redress View Post
    You know what? I hope that when he dies, people just ignore his funeral. He is not important enough to warrant the effort.
    If it was just Phelps who did what he did then sure ignore his funeral.However his family/congregation also participated. So a payback protest would also be aimed at them as well.
    "A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself. For the traitor appears not a traitor; he speaks in accents familiar to his victims, and he wears their face and their arguments, he appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. He rots the soul of a nation, he works secretly and unknown in the night to undermine the pillars of the city, he infects the body politic so that it can no longer resist. A murder is less to fear"

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    Re: Edwards funeral to be picketed by controversial church

    Quote Originally Posted by danarhea View Post
    You know, I try not to be sanctimonious, but in this case, damn it, I just cannot help it.

    To Fred Phelps - God hates you. When you finally do the world a favor, by dying, every self respecting Christian, Jew, Muslim, and every other member of a denomination somewhere in the world, is going to spit on your grave. You are going straight to hell. You are dog droppings..... Oops, scratch that one. I don't want to insult dog droppings. Jesus Christ is going to kick your ass, and after that, Satan will have sex with it, and make you gay, and you will love it so much that you will marry Adolf Hitler when you get below. Mother Theresa will show up, right before you go to hell, and kick you in the balls.... Wait, that can't happen. You don't have any balls. She will kick you in the pussy, which is ALL of you. Michael Jackson will do the moondance on your ass, Liberace will give you a tune up, and Boy George will really hurt you........................

    You know, there is so much more that I want to post about you, but I realize that there is only so much space available on the world's internet servers, so I will just leave it at that.......

    Oh yea, just one more thing, Fred.

    YOU SUCK!!

    Article is here.
    phelps and his ilk are a boil on the ass of humanity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by randel View Post
    phelps and his ilk are a boil on the ass of humanity.

    How DARE you insult all the kind and upstanding ass-boils out there!!!!!!

    Especially mine!!!!!!!!!111



    You anti-ass-boil bigot!!!


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    Re: Edwards funeral to be picketed by controversial church

    Quote Originally Posted by The Mark View Post

    How DARE you insult all the kind and upstanding ass-boils out there!!!!!!

    Especially mine!!!!!!!!!111



    You anti-ass-boil bigot!!!


    Some day some aliens will do an in-depth study of this planet and determine that the Phelps clan was actually less-evolved than ass boils and most types of fungus.
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    Re: Edwards funeral to be picketed by controversial church

    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    Some day some aliens will do an in-depth study of this planet and determine that the Phelps clan was actually less-evolved than ass boils and most types of fungus.
    At most, he and his ilk are a mutated spore in a fungi growing on a boil on the ass of a boil on the ass of a diseased wild boar...
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