We had a girl who ticked off the entire A-school class, including me and the other girl in the class, because she was easily offended and wouldn't let the instructors tell any joke that was harsher than "What did the snail say when he rode on the turtle? Weee!" (We ended up having an entire hour of classroom time that was donated to dirty jokes when she had an appointment with the dentist.) And I am being serious. This girl was made fun of a lot behind her back because of her attitude.
"A woman is like a teabag, you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water." - Eleanor Roosevelt
Keep your religion out of other people's marriages.