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    Australian Guy Marries His Dog

    I bet he is one of those nuts who thinks you should be able to marry who or what ever you want as long as you love them.

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    Arguably even weirder than the woman who married herself or the man who married his pillow: An Australian man has married his dog. Joseph Guiso wed Honey, a 5-year-old labrador, in Toowoomba this week, the Chronicle reports. Thirty friends and family members attended, and listened to vows (presumably only delivered by Guiso) including, "You’re my best friend and you make every part of my day better."
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    Re: Australian Guy Marries His Dog

    Congratulations Spud!!!!

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    Re: Australian Guy Marries His Dog

    I thought the first interspecies marriage there wouldve been a sheep. Wait no, that NZ.

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    Re: Australian Guy Marries His Dog

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    Re: Australian Guy Marries His Dog

    Quote Originally Posted by jamesrage View Post
    I bet he is one of those nuts who thinks you should be able to marry who or what ever you want as long as you love them.
    And it hurts exactly who?

    I cant say I really understand his mentality nor do I expect I'll be asking him for wedding tips, but I dont really see why I'm supposed to get all bent out of shape in condemnation about this.
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    Re: Australian Guy Marries His Dog

    Quote Originally Posted by Hoplite View Post
    And it hurts exactly who?

    I cant say I really understand his mentality nor do I expect I'll be asking him for wedding tips, but I dont really see why I'm supposed to get all bent out of shape in condemnation about this.
    Well for one a dog cant give legal consent or sign a contract
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    Re: Australian Guy Marries His Dog

    This dog was only 5 years old when the guy married it! Doesn't that make this guy a pedophile? Or does the law count dog-years instead of chronological years?
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    Re: Australian Guy Marries His Dog

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    Congratulations Spud!!!!
    As soon as I saw the thread title I knew someone would say that.

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    Re: Australian Guy Marries His Dog

    Quote Originally Posted by jamesrage View Post
    I bet he is one of those nuts who thinks you should be able to marry who or what ever you want as long as you love them.
    Oh I get it, obviously this guy marrying his dog is exactly the same as people arguing that consensual agreements between two individuals of sound mind and body should not be discriminated against because of religious beliefs. Obviously they are the same thing.
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