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    Re: 34 warships sent from US for Obama visit

    Quote Originally Posted by winston53660 View Post
    I'm sure military intelligence knows what they are doing


    as a veteran, I can tell you they most assuredly do not.
    Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us

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    Re: 34 warships sent from US for Obama visit

    Quote Originally Posted by winston53660 View Post
    I'm sure military intelligence knows what they are doing
    Oxy moron.....

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    Re: 34 warships sent from US for Obama visit

    Quote Originally Posted by winston53660 View Post
    I'm sure military intelligence knows what they are doing
    As long as they check with DP posters first, everything will be alright.
    I may be wrong.

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    Re: 34 warships sent from US for Obama visit

    Quote Originally Posted by ReverendHellh0und View Post
    as a veteran, I can tell you they most assuredly do not.

    Bartender get that man some jumbo shrimp!!

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    Re: 34 warships sent from US for Obama visit

    Quote Originally Posted by roughdraft274 View Post
    IDK, one long ass zipline?



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    Re: 34 warships sent from US for Obama visit

    Quote Originally Posted by ReverendHellh0und View Post
    pontoon party boat...
    The lyrics of "Beach Party Vietnam" are suddenly running around my head.
    “I think if Thomas Jefferson were looking down, the author of the Bill of Rights, on what’s being proposed here, he’d agree with it. He would agree that the First Amendment cannot be absolute.” - Chuck Schumer (D). Yet, Madison and Mason wrote the Bill of Rights, according to Sheila Jackson Lee, 400 years ago. Yup, it's a fact.


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    Re: 34 warships sent from US for Obama visit

    Quote Originally Posted by ReverendHellh0und View Post
    pontoon party boat...
    Mother****ing jet pack.

    If I were president, that's how I'd travel everywhere.
    He touched her over her bra and underpants, she says, and guided her hand to touch him over his underwear
    Quote Originally Posted by Lutherf View Post
    We’ll say what? Something like “nothing happened” ... Yeah, we might say something like that.

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    Re: 34 warships sent from US for Obama visit

    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    Mother****ing jet pack.

    If I were president, that's how I'd travel everywhere.



    Solid Gold Jet pack.
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    Re: 34 warships sent from US for Obama visit

    I know how they'll do it...


    BIDEN
    I have a plan sir.

    CUT BACK TO windows of INDIAN parliament. INDIAN SENTRIES suspiciously
    peering towards Obama's entourage lines. Wind whistles.

    Shot of the empty scrubland or undergrowth or woodland around the
    parliament. Emptiness. Wind. More shots of the INDIAN SENTRIES peering
    into the dusk.

    During all this the sounds of extensive carpentry have possibly been
    herd, followed by silence, followed by renewed outbursts or activity.

    CLOSE-UP INDIAN SENTRIES looking very nervous. Dawn breaking. Shot of
    woodland. Nothing. Wind. Dawn still breaking. Shots of the
    INDIAN SENTRIES. They suddenly hear something. A faintly detectable squeaking
    which is getting louder.

    CUT TO WIDE SHOT of parliament and woodland. Squeaking getting
    louder. Shot of the INDIAN SENTRIES pointing. WIDE SHOT again. The
    squeaking gets louder an enormous twenty-foot-high wooden rabbit is
    wheeled out of the undergrowth into the open space in front of the
    parliament. The OBAMA entourage scuttle back into the undergrowth. The rabbit has
    a large red bow tied round it and a rather crudely written label,
    which reads "Pour votres amis INDIANS". The INDIAN SENTRIES looks at
    it, narrowing their eyes. Then he turns and leaves the window.

    CUT TO OBAMA and COMPANY watching from the bushes. The main door of
    the parliament opens a little and the INDIAN SENTRIES heads sticks out,
    then another INDIAN SENTRIES head, then another. They mutter to each other in
    Hindi, look rather pleased, then rush out and start to pull the giant
    rabbit in.

    CUT BACK TO OBAMA and entourage behind some bushes watching.

    OBAMA
    Now what happens?

    BIDEN
    Well now, YOU, HILLARY, and I wait until nightfall and
    then leap out of the rabbit and take the INDIANS by surprise, not only
    by surprise but totally unarmed!

    OBAMA
    Who ... Who breaks out?

    BIDEN
    Er ... We ... YOU, HILLARY, and I ... Er ... leap out
    of the rabbit and ...

    HILLARY covers her eyes.

    BIDEN
    Look, if we were to build a large wooden badger...

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    Re: 34 warships sent from US for Obama visit

    Quote Originally Posted by Jetboogieman View Post
    To tap into Indias economic growth is an important step in securing a good chunk of America's economic power.
    Why? They already have all our tech support.


    heheh
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