I read this:
Seriously, though, look at it this way -- I'm sure you'd be willing to stipulate that our military is the best-equipped, the best-trained and so forth, right?
So how come a bunch of rag-tags with improvised explosives and no uniforms have, as a loosely-allied entity, stood up to us for the last several years and kept us from claiming anything close to a decisive victory?
We suck at guerrilla warfare.
Personally, I think we should bring Switzerland in to consult. They're pretty good at that sort of thing, and they've got lots of mountains for us to practice in without fear of being sniped.
Yes, I'm being serious.