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    U.N. to appoint space ambassador to greet alien visitors

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    A space ambassador could be appointed by the United Nations to act as the first point of contact for aliens trying to communicate with Earth.

    Mazlan Othman, a Malaysian astrophysicist, is set to be tasked with co-ordinating humanity’s response if and when extraterrestrials make contact. Aliens who landed on earth and asked: “Take me to your leader” would be directed to Mrs Othman. She will set out the details of her proposed new role at a Royal Society conference in Buckinghamshire next week.
    Full Report: UN 'to appoint space ambassador to greet alien visitors' - Telegraph
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    Re: U.N. to appoint space ambassador to greet alien visitors

    Best. Job. Ever.

    Although I can't imagine any scenario where aliens bother to even come to earth that ends well for us.
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    We’ll say what? Something like “nothing happened” ... Yeah, we might say something like that.

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    Re: U.N. to appoint space ambassador to greet alien visitors

    I've got the perfect candidate for the job - Jerry Brown.
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    Re: U.N. to appoint space ambassador to greet alien visitors

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    We’ll say what? Something like “nothing happened” ... Yeah, we might say something like that.

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    Re: U.N. to appoint space ambassador to greet alien visitors

    The UN is a joke

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    Re: U.N. to appoint space ambassador to greet alien visitors

    Why would we send someone from the UN to make contact? Wouldn't we want to show them the BEST humanity has to offer, not the most idiotic and annoying?

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    Re: U.N. to appoint space ambassador to greet alien visitors

    And why would aliens even bother to contact us? As messed up as we are they are better off watching from a distance with some popcorn.
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    Re: U.N. to appoint space ambassador to greet alien visitors

    Quote Originally Posted by texmaster View Post
    And why would aliens even bother to contact us? As messed up as we are they are better off watching from a distance with some popcorn.
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    Re: U.N. to appoint space ambassador to greet alien visitors

    This is just about a perfect picture of what I saw.



    I was just wondering maybe this title was a misprint.

    Shouldn't it read: Spacie UN ambassador to appoint E.T. Greeter at large.

    Or even spacie UN official official held under mandatory 72 hour mental observation and evaluation after really out there statement about Visitors from beyond, beyond.

    I know this much having inter viewed theoretical physicist Michio Kaku that any visitor who comes here would have to be no less than a million years ahead of us with technology that permits INTERDIMENSIONAL TRAVEL or the use of worm holes because of the vast distances involved.

    On top of that we better hope they don't bring any communicable diseases the we have no immunity to.

    But on a personal note I believe there has to more out there than just anti=matter and empty space with dead planets.

    Besides I once saw something I can't identify and I know every means of air travel known to man that was built on earth as far as I know.

    It was a sphere of indeterminate size hovering just over the Colorado River just south of Laughlin NV. on that side of the river.

    It was perfectly round and was motionless in a 30 mile per hour wind. I was close enough to be able to see it was not tethered but rope or cable. It had no distinguishing marks and hung about 200' off the ground for at least 15 minutes before moving on although I did not see it leave I was summoning a witness and when I went back it was gone.

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    Re: U.N. to appoint space ambassador to greet alien visitors

    Quote Originally Posted by Frozengale View Post
    Why would we send someone from the UN to make contact? Wouldn't we want to show them the BEST humanity has to offer, not the most idiotic and annoying?
    Then we better hide Sarah Palin - on second thought she is so "out there" that she might just......
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