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    Re: U.N. to appoint space ambassador to greet alien visitors

    Quote Originally Posted by Hoplite View Post
    Care to share why? Because of this decision?

    You do know that probably every first-world country on Earth probably has a similar post and contingency plans for such an event, right?
    So you have no problem with your tax money going for this person to sit in that office and do nothing?

    The UN is useless and full of perverts and liars

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    Re: U.N. to appoint space ambassador to greet alien visitors

    Quote Originally Posted by Hoplite View Post
    Then where do you go to settle international disputes? Where do you go to punish nations for wrongdoing?
    Yes they have done so well in the middle east

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    Re: U.N. to appoint space ambassador to greet alien visitors

    Quote Originally Posted by ptif219 View Post
    So you have no problem with your tax money going for this person to sit in that office and do nothing?

    The UN is useless and full of perverts and liars
    I would have a problem with that, but this isn't what's happening. It's some guy who already has a UN job who has been granted this extra "responsibility."
    Why the hell would you assume this was her only job?
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    Re: U.N. to appoint space ambassador to greet alien visitors

    Quote Originally Posted by danarhea View Post
    I've got the perfect candidate for the job - Jerry Brown.
    Ross Perot-rumor had it he was the Ferengi Alliance's ambassador to earth anyway



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    Re: U.N. to appoint space ambassador to greet alien visitors

    It would be cheaper to hire a Walmart greeter to do this in their spare time. What race should they pick? I mean, what if these space aliens are racists? They might destroy us all if the wrong person answers the door.
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    Re: U.N. to appoint space ambassador to greet alien visitors

    Quote Originally Posted by spud_meister View Post
    Why couldn't they be like we would be on space travel, I reckon they'd be primarily interested in studying us, just as we would them.
    Yeah the would study us…deciding whether we would be better grilled or fried.
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    Re: U.N. to appoint space ambassador to greet alien visitors

    Quote Originally Posted by donc View Post
    Yeah the would study us…deciding whether we would be better grilled or fried.
    Obviously fried, if they need to study that, they can't be very intelligent.
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    Re: U.N. to appoint space ambassador to greet alien visitors

    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    I would have a problem with that, but this isn't what's happening. It's some guy who already has a UN job who has been granted this extra "responsibility."
    Why the hell would you assume this was her only job?
    so he must be over paid if he can take more duties. This is as credible as the oil for food scam they had with Saddam

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    Re: U.N. to appoint space ambassador to greet alien visitors

    Quote Originally Posted by spud_meister View Post
    Obviously fried, if they need to study that, they can't be very intelligent.

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