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    Re: Signs of Neanderthals Mating With Humans

    We humans have a long history of sticking our dicks into things, other humans, animals, inanimate objects. I think its no surprise they were doing the same with proto-humans, its less of a stretch than a animal.

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    Re: Signs of Neanderthals Mating With Humans

    Quote Originally Posted by digsbe View Post
    This doesn't surprise me, considering Neanderthals were fully human
    Shoot. I thought we finally figured out where Philly fans came from
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    Re: Signs of Neanderthals Mating With Humans

    Neanderthals mated with some modern humans after all and left their imprint in the human genome, a team of biologists has reported in the first detailed analysis of the Neanderthal genetic sequence.
    Of course! How else do you explain liberals?

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    Re: Signs of Neanderthals Mating With Humans

    Quote Originally Posted by 1984 View Post
    Of course! How else do you explain liberals?
    I guess that ideology could explain origins. Liberals are the result of hundreds of thousands of years of evolution, mutations and interbreeding with other humanoids. Conservatives were magically conjured up by a televangelist one Sunday morning in 1972.
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    Re: Signs of Neanderthals Mating With Humans

    But but I thought that humans were only like 10000 years old and that Jesus rode dinosaurs....
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    Re: Signs of Neanderthals Mating With Humans

    Quote Originally Posted by digsbe View Post
    This doesn't surprise me, considering Neanderthals were fully human
    Actually, there's some argument as to whether they were a subspecies of humanity (Homo sapiens neanderthalensis) or whether they were a separate species altogether (Homo neanderthalensis).
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    Re: Signs of Neanderthals Mating With Humans

    Quote Originally Posted by texmaster View Post
    Neanderthals mated with some modern humans after all and left their imprint in the human genome, a team of biologists has reported in the first detailed analysis of the Neanderthal genetic sequence.

    The biologists, led by Svante Paabo of the Max Planck Institute for Evolutionary Anthropology in Leipzig, Germany, have been slowly reconstructing the genome of Neanderthals, the stocky hunters that dominated Europe until 30,000 years ago, by extracting the fragments of DNA that still exist in their fossil bones. Just last year, when the biologists first announced that they had decoded the Neanderthal genome, they reported no significant evidence of interbreeding.

    So Philly fans bred with humans. Gross but not unheard of

    An interesting read and hopefully non partisan.


    Signs of Neanderthals Mating With Humans - NYTimes.com
    They discovered the ancestors of modern liberals. Just kidding guys, don't get all offended.

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    Re: Signs of Neanderthals Mating With Humans

    Quote Originally Posted by PeteEU View Post
    But but I thought that humans were only like 10000 years old and that Jesus rode dinosaurs....
    I wonder if any of them knew Jesus. I will have to check out a textbook at a library here in Texas to find out.
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    Re: Signs of Neanderthals Mating With Humans

    Quote Originally Posted by molten_dragon View Post
    Actually, there's some argument as to whether they were a subspecies of humanity (Homo sapiens neanderthalensis) or whether they were a separate species altogether (Homo neanderthalensis).
    well, if they interbred, they'd likely be a subspecies
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    Re: Signs of Neanderthals Mating With Humans

    Quote Originally Posted by danarhea View Post
    I wonder if any of them knew Jesus. I will have to check out a textbook at a library here in Texas to find out.
    Maybe my joke was closer to the truth than I thought.
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