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    Re: Toothless Checkout Clerk Wins $258 Million Powerball Jackpot

    Quote Originally Posted by MyOwnDrum View Post
    Naturally, he says in the article that he's not sure if he'll quit his job, lol. It sounds like such a fulfilling 'career'...

    Is that some sort of requirement when when winning the lottery, to say that you won't quit your low paying, low status, mind numbingly tedious and repetitive job?
    yup, in the fine print
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    Re: Toothless Checkout Clerk Wins $258 Million Powerball Jackpot

    Quote Originally Posted by misterman View Post
    That'll buy alot of teeth, or meth, or both.
    yes and Jethrow will not have to pay his dentista in chickens as the wannabe Senate broad in Nevada wants everyone to.
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    Re: Toothless Checkout Clerk Wins $258 Million Powerball Jackpot

    Quote Originally Posted by Harry Guerrilla View Post


    I don't know if he is but I'm almost guaranteed that money will be pissed away on frivolous things like flashy cars, homes and other bs.
    Not to mention what he'll probably give his friends and family.

    Makes me wish we were related.
    The history of many lotto winners is that within 5 years they are back to where they started.
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    Re: Toothless Checkout Clerk Wins $258 Million Powerball Jackpot

    Quote Originally Posted by MyOwnDrum View Post
    What do you all think of Fox's headliner? Pretty unclassy of them to include his dental status in their headline, I thought.
    Agreed, but it does catch your attention.


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    Re: Toothless Checkout Clerk Wins $258 Million Powerball Jackpot

    Quote Originally Posted by earthworm View Post
    Is he ever going to be crying the Tea-Party blues when he discovers what his tax bill will be.
    But the e Gub 'ment is smart they take their money and give the winning schlumberger whatever is left.
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    Re: Toothless Checkout Clerk Wins $258 Million Powerball Jackpot

    Quote Originally Posted by F107HyperSabr View Post
    The history of many lotto winners is that within 5 years they are back to where they started.
    If he takes home 70 million, it will be a LONG time before he can spend that down so much that he needs to worry...
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    Re: Toothless Checkout Clerk Wins $258 Million Powerball Jackpot

    Quote Originally Posted by aps View Post
    It is unclassy, and I can't stop laughing.

    Do we know if he's a democrat?
    ""Do we know if he's a democrat? " Not anymore -
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    Re: Toothless Checkout Clerk Wins $258 Million Powerball Jackpot

    Quote Originally Posted by F107HyperSabr View Post
    ""Do we know if he's a democrat? " Not anymore -
    Man, he has enuff to run for Prezidint...
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    Re: Toothless Checkout Clerk Wins $258 Million Powerball Jackpot

    Quote Originally Posted by UtahBill View Post
    If he takes home 70 million, it will be a LONG time before he can spend that down so much that he needs to worry...
    depends if he goes and buys multi-million dollar houses, expensive cars, service staff, travel up the ying yang and lets some silver tounged con artist talk him into buying some of them thar 'vestmets to really make im rich. And then the maitenence costs and taxes on the houses and cars and stuff comes due.....
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    Re: Toothless Checkout Clerk Wins $258 Million Powerball Jackpot

    Quote Originally Posted by UtahBill View Post
    Man, he has enuff to run for Prezidint...
    Indeed. **** Joe the Plumber.

    Lets have Joe the Lottery Winner

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